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  1. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Annnnnd now, prepare your anus to be HOFF'd.
  2. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    You're annoying as hell, newfag. The Hoff doesn't care what you have to say
  3. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    YOU WERE a newfag, queerbait. Everyone that joined the site the day it opened, were all newfags then. Newfag
  4. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Yes, you caught me, because you obviously know everything. Yeah, you do huh?
  5. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Who the fuck EVER said that The Hoff is a gimmick account? Huh? Tell me jackass. Please, do enlighten The Hoff
  6. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    The Hoff is back bitchesssss. hey, uhhh, you were a as you'd say, a "newfag" once before. Oh, David Hasselhoff is not a newfag. You're the newfag, newfag :finger:
  7. the_hoff

    Funny Wrestling Pictures

    Why is this funny you ask? Well, for one, it's Zach Ryder, and his career has been hilarious to watch. Especially when he won the US Title, and then he lost it pretty soon thereafter. Also, he's now rocking the douchey goatee. Can he look even more like a tool? And ib4 anyone says,"yeah he can...
  8. the_hoff

    Rate the Ava/Sig

    Avatar 10/10 Sig 10/10 Based on Cena's dancing. The Hoff's feeling generous at this moment and time.
  9. the_hoff

    Phobias? No thank you

    So those giant mutated space rats are his cup of tea? Interesting..
  10. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Nah if I were desperately looking for attention, there would be another cheeseburger incident. But, damn that was the best burger I've ever had. And The Hoff means EVER :yay:
  11. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Lol, Hoffmen and Hoffaholics. The Hoff gives those 4 Hogans out of 5 :hogan::hogan::hogan::hogan:
  12. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    I'm curious how many hoff fans are out here in the land of the WWEF. Hoff fans, hmm. Needs a catchier name. Any ideas?
  13. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Well, it's due mostly to the fact that they are all jobbers. And obviously, David Hasselhoff is a main-eventer. An A+ player if you will
  14. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Everything The Hoff says is nothing BUT quality. :obama:
  15. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Hey hey, who you callin' stupid there Mr. Otunga
  16. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    A header you say?? Hmm..go on
  17. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    There's no doubt that The Hoff likes it here. And The Hoff could honestly care less what the hoff haters think. Bunch of inbred hillbillies. To all of the Hoff Haters :finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:
  18. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    touche' my friend. Well played. Well, seems as though some people here realized that the WWEF had something special. And really? The first gimmick account you've enjoyed. Damn, I was on to something there. Oh well. Soon it's off into the sunset for me.
  19. the_hoff

    Request a Smiley v3

    Well that certainly explains alot. DAMMIT HOFF! What am I saying? The Germans love me, I love the foreigners! :otunga:
  20. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    The Hoff needs time to reflect. It will be okay David. There's a little bit of Hoff in all of you :cry: