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  1. the_hoff

    WTF are they doing to Ryback?

    The Hoff hasn't the slightest clue. The Hoff was truly, truly surprised to see Heyman already dumping Ryback. Maybe make him go on this absurdly long losing streak, and then at WM, have him face GOOOOOOOOLDBERG, and g over him there :pity2:
  2. the_hoff

    The New Girl

    Schmidt is hands down The Hoff's favorite on the show. Nick's pretty good as well. The Hoff was thinking about making a cameo on the show sometime soon, so keep your eyeballs peeled for me :happy:
  3. the_hoff

    Breaking News: Controversy surrounding WWEFORUMS member

    Typically, if it's after 2pm, The Hoff is on a little crack high. If it's after 8pm, ha, well, The Hoff is blitzed out of his mind #Hofftipsforabetterlife :jericho:
  4. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    The Hoff wants to know who the hell Blffl is? He is nothing compared to The Hoff
  5. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    Nope, Cena is a Hasselhoff wanna-be
  6. the_hoff

    Hi my name is Jonathan and I...

    bahaha lol, GAWD I remember that game. It's still around? People still play that?
  7. the_hoff

    Hi my name is Jonathan and I...

    ...love The Hoff, and worships the ground he walks on
  8. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    Eminem wanna-be?
  9. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    THANK YOU. You get it :angry:
  10. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    The Hoff thanks you for your support bro :obama:
  11. the_hoff

    The milestone thread

    The Hoff's left hairy ballsack > Potato dick muncher
  12. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    What? WHAT? Get this shit off of The Hoff's screen
  13. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    Hey hey hey, there will be no fighting over The Hoff guys. There's plenty of Hoff to go around
  14. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    It concerns him so much because he sits on the edge of his chair, inches from the computer screen, hoping, waiting anxiously for The Hoff to type up his next great post.
  15. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    I AM NOT A GIMMICK ACCOUNT
  16. the_hoff

    2013 Beard-Off

    wait, what? What the fuhk? We agree on something? What is this planet coming to?
  17. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    The Hoff needs to prove nothing to you. If you don't faith in the Hoff, well, that is your loss buddy
  18. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    Bro, you do NOT want to step in the ring with a crack-fueled David Hasselhoff. I will see those punches coming 10 minutes before you throw them
  19. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    The Hoff is going to say this ONE MORE TIME. This is not a gimmick..this is not a gimmick, this is not a friggin' gimmick. :hogan::finger::otunga:
  20. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    Crack. And The Bellas are not in The Hoff's league. Jobbers
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