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  1. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    Nah, The Hoff's worst nightmare is The Hoff having no more crack for good times.
  2. the_hoff

    RAW goes country next week

    That's what The Hoff's hoping for, is HHH burying the south. HICKS
  3. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    What part of I am Cena's kryptonite didn't ya get? Pshhh :dawg:
  4. the_hoff

    John Cena

    Wait, that's right, you Queen Chrysalis carried him, right? Wait, no! NO! You carried the both of them! DUH
  5. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    I don't get why you MORONS continue to think that this is a gimmick?! BY GAWD you people are such friggin hicks
  6. the_hoff

    John Cena

    Touche'. but RVD did kinda carry him
  7. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    Nobody still gives two shits about the WH title. When, and The Hoff means WHEN he wins the WHC from Johnny Boy, I will bring prestige back to that once glorious championship. :angry: That's right Cena, I said it. See? I done pissed him off now
  8. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    I wouldn't? Really? Okay, I guess you're a mind reader of some sorts. Damn. I did not know that. :wtf: Get out of my head!
  9. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    The Hoff certainly thinks Goldust working as a heel could be interesting..hmm could work. He wouldn't be as great of a heel as The Hoff, though.
  10. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    Bored? Yeah, whatever. Yet you all obviously care enough to keep on replying to my posts. You make sooooo much sense. :jeritroll::adr:
  11. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    You all support and praise little Johnny boy now, but The Hoff guarantees you all will be sick of Superman's shit in about a few months, when he's stil holding the WHC, and squashes all of your beloved wrestlers. I should just show up and challenge Cena for the title, at WM. Imagine the...
  12. the_hoff

    2013 Beard-Off

    BWAHAHA says the Zach Ryder mark. Wait..what? Who? Oh, yeah, where's he been lately? Oh yeah, a two minute segment on RAW trying to sell WWE merchandise. And I did quit, for a day. So :stfu::finger:
  13. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    Wait, what? Are you a secretly a hoffaholic? A hoffaholic in the closet? The Hoff thanks you for your continued support sir
  14. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    :jericho::jericho::jericho: mmkay
  15. the_hoff

    YOU can't hold down The Hoff

    I see how it is. It ALWAYS happens like this. Whenever The Hoff gets ahead, whenever his Hoffaholics start to rally behind him, whenever The Hoff stands up for himself and tells it like it is, they are always right around the corner, being a peepin' tom, ready to strike, to try and take down and...
  16. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    They may as well have Cena come out next week wearing a cape and pretend to fly around. I'm sure his fanbase (kids) would go batshit for it
  17. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    The Real Americans made The Real Americans look good.
  18. the_hoff

    It's official, we are screwed

    It's over people, we are effed in the a. Last night, watching Cena's entrance, I realized that our fate was sealed. Anyone notice what Cena's shirt said? U can't stop me. It's joked around that Cena is Superman, unstoppable, blah blah blah. Well, I think the E has officially dubbed him Superman...
  19. the_hoff

    RAW goes country next week

    When saw this commercial last night, the first thought to cross my head was, "they're out to get me! The E is watching my threads." Over on the "other" forum, I had made a thread explaining my dislike for hicks and such. Goddamn you Vinnie Mac. This is going to be dreadful
  20. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Okay. Your point? Oh wait! I have figured it out! You, Adam, secretly are envious of The Hoff's F'n awesome lifestyle out here In California. Want a poolhouse full of crack? TOO BAD :jericho: Newfag
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