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  1. the_hoff

    Request a Smiley v3

    Purchasing smilies? Where the hell am I? I thought this was America. APPARENTLY NOT. :willis: Communist bastards
  2. the_hoff

    Total Divas Discussion Thread 11/10/13

    He doesn't want kids? Well it's painfully obvious as to why! Cena wants everything to be all about HIM. CENA CENA CENA. If he were to have a kid, he would have to share the spotlight with it, and put his kid over. Annnd we all know how Cena is when it comes to putting people over, excluding D-Bryan.
  3. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Damn it got quiet in here fast, noticed these here forums die out pretty early. The Hoff doesn't like quiet.
  4. the_hoff

    Consider the following

    I'm the Doctor of Hoffanomics. Word Hoff. :finger:
  5. the_hoff

    WWE Releases Top NXT Wrestler from Developmental Deall, But Lets Talk About Ice Cream

    Dixie will sign anyone. Desperate, desperate old woman. Sad, really. :alone:
  6. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    You watch this? Are you of the male sex? If so...BWAHAHAHA! You have no penis sir, none I say. :dawg:
  7. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Oh HARDY HAR HAR. Kick the Hoff when he's down why don't ya? Fine you ignorant hick! You aren't invited to my crack and pringles poolhouse bash :finger:
  8. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    I, just don't know Xanth. The Hoff took a long, hard look in the mirror earlier today, reflecting, thinking to myself, "David, just where IS your life going?"
  9. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    No no no! What kind of party host would I be if I didn't provide complimentary pipes? Just a heads up, everyone gets a gift bag when they arrive. It contains a pipe, my headshot, autographed of course, a T shirt saying "Don't hassle the Hoff", and a 2 week supply of viagra
  10. the_hoff

    Goodbye, and goodnight

    Is it so? Just say it isn't so. Do I, your greatest heel in internet history, really have no life? I mean, I haven't had any real work as of late, Hollywood turned down SEVERAL of my movie ideas. Does The Hoff spend too much time here, gracing you all with my presence? Maybe The Hoff is going to...
  11. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    Next week, you, and every lovely member of this fine, fine site, are invited to my 1st annual, crack and pringles poolhouse bash. The entry fee? Hmmm, a can of some mother F'n pringles.
  12. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    Awww, well shit. No crack 4 you
  13. the_hoff

    The milestone thread

    This site has reached a milestone a few days ago, when I, THE DAVID HASSELHOFF, joined your measly "forum." HAHA the Hoff kids, this place is wonderful, now that I'm here of course. HLH4lyfe:woo1:
  14. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    Annnd the Hoff loves you for loving me for making this thread. Also, I love your sig. Wanna make me one, with myself in it? Eh? I'll pay ya in some crack. Seeing as I, The Hoff, has a poolhouse full of it.
  15. the_hoff

    Phobias? No thank you

    Erectnophobia huh? Fear of erections? Well, then, Jonathan would not like being around me, ever. Seeing as how The Hoff has an erection, 24/7. Probably due to the constant crack high, which I also have, 24/7. It pays to be the Hoff. :win:
  16. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO. You have amused The Hoff. Your reply could also never be more true
  17. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    This requires a little more than an Otunga, :boss::dawg::ksi::damn::tyson::testify::obama::wtf::silva::booker::kobe::willis::damnn::rock::mad1::phew::harvey::facepalm::henry::downer: There, much better.
  18. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    Oh sweet baby Jesus...The Hoff LOVES cheese, especially when they're on a platter. Crack + cheese platters = good times
  19. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    Consider yourself officially invited to my house warming crack party.
  20. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    The one in Calabasas, California. Kinda a down-size from the usual homes, but hey.
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