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  1. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    I said they are LIKE crack. Of course I have my own stash o' crack. I keep it in the pool house
  2. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    Those are like crack to me
  3. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    HOLY HOFF! Where have I been? I guess too busy living the awesome life, as D.H. But, anyways, Coon, the Hoff's sending you on a mission. Get me those
  4. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    What the fuck? What planet are you living on?! Blueberry? Don't hassle the Hoff's threads :nogusta:
  5. the_hoff

    Pringles? Oh Gawd yess

    People, let's get serious here for a minute, and let's talk Pringles. The best chips to grace this place we call planet Earth. So, tell The Hoff, what is hands-down the ABSOLUTE BEST flavor of Pringles? For The Hoff, he has to go with Salt N' Vinegar, Sour Cream and Onion, Pizza, and Original...
  6. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Pfffft. HA! HAHAHA! David F'n Hasselhoff...a JOBBER?!?! What days are you booked at The Laugh Factory? You...oh you..you are too funny. Hassle me, you'll get HOFF'D
  7. the_hoff

    my application for moderator

    For reals, The Hoff has heard nothing as to being rightfully appointed moderator. Hoff4mod. C'mon now
  8. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Sounds like we've got a tag team match on our hands here. Bring it Hogan and Steiner, you stupid little girls. Go wet your pull-ups somewhere else! :hogan::finger:
  9. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    And he doesn't mean faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous andddddddddddddddddddddddddd gloriousssssssssssssssssssssssss
  10. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Well whomever this jobber is you speak of, show your face to The Hoff. :aries: I'm waiting, and The Hoff doesn't like to wait!
  11. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    I figured he was just bullshitting around, trying to antagonize The Hoff..
  12. the_hoff

    Hulk Hogan retweets tweets about possible WWE return

    HOGAN is nothing compared to The Hoff. I am a 8 time champion of the universe, 7 time champ of the IWC, and a 12 time champion of Germany. Hulk, get in line SISTER! Yeah, I called you sister. You and your stupid STUPID thunder-thigh leg drop of dooom. HA! Doom? More like lame. Thunder thigh leg...
  13. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    LIES :mad2:
  14. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Isn't it obvious to all of you hoff haters, that I am over here in the WWEF? My debut was probably the most successful in recent memory. :yes::yes::jericho:
  15. the_hoff

    Phobias? No thank you

    CLEARLY, you've never encountered a intergalactic space spider. The day you do, you'll understand
  16. the_hoff

    Phobias? No thank you

    The Hoff isn't all that fond of gimmick posters either. Shit, if someone were to make an account, and pose as a spider gimmick, I think I may wet my hoffderwear. And for the slow ones out there, thats hoff underwear
  17. the_hoff

    People over at WF couldn't handle it

    Nahhh ya don't seem like that to me. Then again, I've only been around these parts for a few days now. Anyways, it's just jealousy as to me being banned.
  18. the_hoff

    Phobias? No thank you

    You aren't too fond of gay spiders then, are ya?
  19. the_hoff

    Phobias? No thank you

    Your beloved greatest heel of all time, the Hoff here. Sitting around, just drank a McDonald's large sized cup full or cocaine, and my mind began racing. Wondering. What, could possibly be the phobias of you, the hicks of WWEF? Mine you ask? Spiders. Fuck 'em. Here, have a look see at these bad...
  20. the_hoff

    Request a Smiley v3

    Let's make this one an official smiley
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