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  1. Fantasy Basketball

    He Eats tha' Pussy... with a Ice-Cream Scooper...(big ass spoon for some tam'poonz)
  2. Quick Question..

    hey...does my "IP" match with anyone elses? and by tha' way...whats an "IP"? what does it stand for? why does chuck have a Bias againest badass homie-g-jizz-gangstaz (such as myself)? there!..that is my ka-questions...for you!
  3. How will the world end?

    There's Several ways tha' "WORLD" can end... Way-1: "Mike Chaos becomes a senator and....invades mexico, canada, cleveland, and haiwiie and turns those countrys into huge methlab factorys...he'll soon poisen tha' autmosphere and cause cancer upon tha' earth where everyone will then...
  4. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    Batista vs John Cena TONIGHT!!! FIRST TIME EVEEERRRR!!!! Wooo! hell-yea! sucks I gotta run a few miles to get to my cousin's house to watch the ppv.. but I'm pumped up on Pepsi and think it'll be worth tha 5 dollar$ i'm chipping in.. so ka-word!
  5. Fantasy Basketball

    lmao...wtf? he's got cena in tha' cookie-ankle lock or something?:bb: lol:schnauz:
  6. Vince asked about buying TNA

    as rell's reallife friends recieve the message on their cellular phones... momma mickens grows impatient as she rushes rell to get dressed up for school... (fuck it..I'm tired, i'll edit and add more pics to tha' long ass story i've got written on this little notebook comic thingy...
  7. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    KenFan is knocked unconcious and lays on his 6 pack abs on tha' ring canvas...bleeding and drooling abit.. Blaze goes for the pinfall... ref: "One!...Two!...Tha'" KenFan Kicks out... Blaze is furious and starts having a verball-exchange with the ref.. tha ref tells him to suck his...
  8. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    DAMN! KenFan has a dislocated shoulder from harsh-fighting ....he's injured and bleeding a bit...but makes a herioc-comeback...all glorious and serious and such... (sidenote: I totally duct-tape myself up like a stonecold-sabu type guy and fight on.) and I hit J-Dawg with tha...
  9. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    Tha' Chuck Liddel ass whooping... (tehe..)
  10. Fantasy Basketball

    ya-damn right , I'm damn right.....or am I?...('tense tunes kick in)
  11. Fantasy Basketball

    maybe we should hook blaze up with some Oreo's or Chips A'Hoy or something... hmm...
  12. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    rofl. cookie destroyer. I'll use tha' "Single-Handed-Cookie-SLam" on you.
  13. Who Would Win In A Fight?

    lol...next time we take on iwf, we'll have you as our leader.. anyways...You'd Kick GAWD's ass in tha Octagon..ya-heard?! anyways... Issac Heyes vs Bernie Mack: Who'd win?
  14. Fantasy Basketball

    is my Bro.. we shall drink tha' blood of black people...morahahahahah!(evil laugh)
  15. Who Would Win In A Fight?

    Fuck Tha' WORLD! Blaze WINS! BLAZE WINS! hell-yea... anyways... Macon X(randall) vs MattHardyV1(matt) ; who would win? Macon is on tha' police force and probably has a few fight-club tricks up his sleeve... matt is on a highschool-amutuer wrestling team...so...
  16. Fantasy Basketball

    ^ is a Kane Fan.. so he's cool in my book... and is a batman fan..(uh-oh!) *kenfan stabs him in his ...uhh..while he takes a bath..haha!*
  17. "The Punisher" Kevin Calvaco

    Are MY Questions Cooler then Brian Kenderick's Bicep(future mod)? When it comes to questions, do you have any bias? Quality Wrestling (during a very-low viewer rating-era) or shitty wrestling (during a wrestling boom) which would you choose out of the two? I mean...quality...
  18. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    KenFan whips out a Pistol and Caps J-Dawg's Ass... (tehe!)
  19. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    I'd counter that and use tha' Ball-Biter.. a vicious move which results in your nutz getting "Sawed off!"
  20. Quick Question..

    :whistlesmile: Threads in this area of the forum tend to go to "Hell":evil_2: ...(pun totally-intended) its an undying signature of this area...and ya-know what.. I LOVVVVEEEEEEEEE IT!:schnauz: