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  1. Fantasy Basketball

    somehow found out my "house-phone-number" and called me, and said "FUCK YOU!!!" before hanging up right away... (shakes head)

  2. Who Would Win In A Fight?

    if its a Cyber-Fight, then automatically... rell i guess...since he'd have about a "ga-zillion" accounts attack me all at once... but in thee-"REAL-World"... I'd knock his ass out... ya-heard?! so a fight between KenFan & rell is much like that movie "Freddy vs Jason"...

  3. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    But It Turns out to be KenFan's "Evil Twin-Clone" ....that KenFan uses as a diversion... King Lennie stands and flexes his massive man muscles,thinking he has tha' match won.. "Tha' Real" KenFan taps him on tha' shoulder gently with his finger before saying; "Who Left Yo-Geed Open...

  4. IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

    hmmm...ok...we'll slowly wait and let this thread "DIE" then... like when that gay-rich-michael moore lovin' ass-chugger chuck meets my dick's demands...then maybe-just-MAYBE! We can lube up and have a Baby! but until that day.....I'll be shooting blanks when it Cums to...

  5. "The Punisher" Kevin Calvaco

    Which Hardy Boy do you like the most? which Briscoe Brothers do you like tha' most, tha ROH-Briscoes or the WWE-HOF Briscoes? Do you believe in the "Star-Ratings-System"? is Japanese-Wrestling relly' that good?

  6. Who Would Win In A Fight?

    Famou$ cuz he's a gang-banger that "PM's People about some old thread" so like... Fatal 55 vs Angryphilip2 : Who would win?

  7. Quick Question..

    uhh...what about my Opinion? (that everyone seems to ignore)

  8. Fantasy Basketball

    just got gay with some Pam Brady nickleback fooz-ball player pussy... pfft! man...fooz-balls for Fag-Bitches... Wrestlings fo-real men..ya-heard?!

  9. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    hey-hey-hey...its Fatttttt-albert!

  10. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    KenFan(wearing a Packer's Jersey) Chopblocks wordlife326, then Locks him in a figure 4 leglock while laughing hysterically ...cuz kenfan's on cocaine as he attacks wordlife369...

  11. Fantasy Basketball

    Blaze is the 14,541'st person to post in this thread Blaze asked upon my awesome'ness to add onto my dick's demands that he be given a COOKIE!!! Blaze listens to Headstrong by Trapt alot... Blaze has a Good Chance at nailing LHR...errr..I mea' mean Taylor Swift

  12. Yay Everyone On The Proverbial Dick

    Man...someday...People Will Cock-Ride MY dick... it'll be like....uhh...around ...about...uhh? 18 plus 4....was banned 16 times....multiply by 11...hug a math teacher... and... its 34 days in Thee-MAKING!!! I SHALL GET MY DICK SUCKED!!!!! and...stuff...

  13. IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

    Then in that case...I Ra-Fuse To RIght!

  14. IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

    :08: sure sounds like somebodys jealous of my boy'ish good looks and charismatic charm...:arf2:

  15. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    *A Glass Dildo is heard Shattering..* "KenFan" Steve Austin makes his way to the ring and delivers a Stiff-KenFan-K'tunner to Rawkus Keyes(while he stink faces tha' person above him) KenFan then hits a Bronco-Buster on gamebreaker... I then sneak lock that...

  16. IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

    sooo...like?... anyone else want me too-hook you up with something during my dick's demands/writer's strike stuff happening?

  17. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    Blaze semi-celebrates...shouting out "Who's Tha' MAN?!?!...Who's Tha' Man?!" which allows KenFan time to awesome'ly recover right away and.. KenFan sneaks up from behind Blaze and hits tha... "SANTINO-SCHOOLBOY-ROLL UP!"

  18. Yay Everyone On The Proverbial Dick

    Hey Wait a Second... Now everyone's cock-riding Brian Kenderick's Bicep.... "oohh-shit! (WCW Rules creates a Anti-BKB-Cock-Riding-Thread)... anyways...seriously.. Rell, LadyHotrod, Kaedon,The joker(heathledger), and whoever else got/gets their dicks sucked can all take...

  19. IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

    urgh...Fine! and for my "updated" list of my Dick's Demands... ....my dick's demands are as listed; 1. Let me back into tha' rest of the forum!(outside hiat-areas/sections) 2. Show Me Some Actual Respect!(I've Fucking Earned it ni'ggers!) 3. Ban Tha' Blackz!!!(All of 'em..even...

  20. IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

    nah man...I had this huge ass episode(written on paper)... and I was 'bout to post it here...til I like... realized that my contributions(such as my awesome catchphrases/etc.) were being overlooked... and that I'm being mis-treated and that this some gawdamn bullshit...
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