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  1. Who Would Win In A Fight?

    probably cena... anyways... Great One vs Mike Chaos ...who would win? by tha' way...stipulations for the winner and loser are as "LISTED" Winner earns tha' right to jasmine's panties(since g1 kicked rell's ass for her managerial services..so thats on tha' line) and loser...

  2. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    ok...so like...that dickless dylan ni'gga gone done compared my cum to ladyhotrod...so uhh...I'll show you tha' Da-Difference between our dicks... KenFan's Reactions: "Ya-Ma-Man...Ya Ma' Bro from another afro...we jizz and I wanna fuck you on a street corner someday..." reaction-rating...

  3. Jim Ross is overrated and shit

    maybe EDGE should just stick with tha' "SPEAR"... then people wouldn't be going around all damn day on tha' internet shouting aloud..."JR is gay and fat and stupid and smells like ass...cuz he got edge's finisher move mixed up with his other finisher moves..." KenFan: "uh-oh..what name...

  4. Weekly Wrestling Hours?

    2 hours for RAW maybe a minute or so for ECW..usually on tuesdayz I just chill ,but I try to keep up.. 2 hours of Smackdown...truely underrated show...unless kozlov & tha' divas stink it up..then it sucks, but other then that, tha' SMACKDOWN is usually stylin' and bringing tha' Mack...

  5. Is This Forum Better Than Wrestlecrap?

    yea! fuck russel-crowe!...errr...I mean WrestleCrap(wherever/whatever that is).. IWF4-life Homiez...even thou you all hate me...I like it here...and stuff... so-yea...fuck'em... thats how we roll...am i right peoplez?! pfft at ladyhotrod puss'ing out on a forum war...

  6. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    word...that was like...if every match that has ever happened....got put together...it wouldn't even cum 'close to how awesome CENA/BATISTA was..ya-heard?!

  7. How Full of Shit Is tha' Person above You?

    tehe... well i'll give yo-future-mod ass a ... "3", cause most of tha' time you're representing tha' WWE and you make good points and stick duct tape up them damn dirty smelly-TNA'fan's asses... so yea.. yo ass ain't full of shit... yo ass straight honest!..ya-hearD?!

  8. What's your? (current only)

    1. Favorite WWE Theme Song on Smackdown? KENNEDY's "I TURN UP THE TROUBLE" THEME SONG!!! 2. Favorite WWE Theme Song on Raw?Batista's Saliva-"I walk alone" theme. 3. Favorite WWE Theme Song all together? Dude Love's Tunes..Tha.."awww-huh-ha-uhh...ha-huh-ha....Duddddeee-loovvee...dude love...

  9. CM Punk

    Idk..to me..at first glance he seems like some overrated-indy guy that only got pushed cause of not-taking 'roids like tha' REAL-WRESTLERS.... his mic skills are ok... idk...i just hate gayass emo people... cuttin' their wrist for jack...ya-know... anyways...I'm alright with...

  10. How Full of Shit Is tha' Person above You?

    Ok...:console: so like....peepshow(lucas) told me on a little thing most of you probably ain't ever heard of (MSN)...to make a little thread called "How Full of Shit is Tha' Person above You?" and he/she/him/hayley/whoever ...told me to like... idk.. fuck...but its like..if...

  11. Rate the Member Redux Results

    I know...'ight? this some gawdamn-shit...ya-hear me peep!? I've been oveeerrrr-looked for a long ass time... and by gawd! I'm gonna get my IWF-OSCAR!!!

  12. Tarvis

    I'm gonna have to start getting some uhh...what'cha'ma'call it... "Patton'ed"... yea...I'm gonna have to start getting a "Patton" on my ideas/catchphrases/insults/etc...

  13. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    KenFan grabs a chair from under the ring... (still has a injured left-shoulder by tha'way) ...sneaks up behind King Lennie... and "Wa-WHACK!" ...Camera quickly fades back to a Guiltly-Looking JR ..who is currently eating a bag of Cheese-Its...he has this "ooh-fuck..." glare to him...

  14. Happy Bisexual Bitchass Birthday Too...(drum roll please!)

    (intense Jeopordy/Deal or No Deal style Drum Roll stuff happens...) HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG BIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOO...

  15. Fantasy Basketball

    Buddha....

  16. Rate the Member Redux Results

    probably right about that...:y: , I mean...modz is all about tha' Cyber-Backstage Politics... stay outt've other people's business.....blaze been man'ing up on peepshow and them ni'ggaz 'bout to box til yo-dumbass stuck yo-nose in they biz'ness...(shakes head...) :jawdrop...

  17. Aliens, are they real?

    probably a bunch of fagz named Heath Ledger going around on some planet taking turns OD'ing on Ashley Simpson's Pussy in a Motel room somewhere out in that gayass-galaxy-quest 2...

  18. Fantasy Basketball

    ever hear of that "Joker" smurf? he's got fans 4 life...even thou he died during a battle of the blow jobs at a local bar in missuri...

  19. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    uhh-no... Anyone else See THAT EPIC-NESS match of All EVER times EVER!!?!?! When BATISTA Figure-4'd CENA IN MID-AIR!!! THAT SHIT WAS INSANE!!! and When CENA locked in the super-duper-top-rope STFU on BATISTA!!! DA-YUM!!!?! epic!

  20. Quick Question..

    cuz I only believe in "Ball-Cells"...
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