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  1. Celebrities Whose Ass You'd Like To Kick

    Hayley Williams... I'd kick her ass... then rip off his clothes... flip her over onto her stomach.. take a spray can and... Spell "HANNAH-MONTANA" on her/his(hayley's) back... ka-word
  2. Rate the Member Redux Results

    well theres some "Invisible" member thats following me around... idk who... some weird ass funky-shit 'popping up in this forum...
  3. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    uhh...no... radio's a ni'gger... I'd be more like Tom Cruise in that Rain Man movie... ya-know...since his ass was Blue and that Michael Dustin Hoffman guy was that rich asshole.. or something.. either way.. wanna know how Tha Joker truley got those "SCARS"...
  4. Rate the Member Redux Results

    blaze....is you in invisible mode too?! cuz I swear...some invisible bitch ass busta is stalking me in every thread i go to... no joke...not kidding... i'm in "invisible" mode so I can make sure none of "THEM" can track me... but it ain't working... cuz someone's clearly...
  5. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    sooo....like... anything on me? or did I manage to get away without a scratch on me?...(again)....
  6. IWF Reject Zone

    Hey....who the fuck is in invisible mode?! theres 2 members viewing this bitchass busta thread... and I'm tha' only one that I can see at tha' moment... meaning that anotha' ni'gga hiding... but "Who?!"
  7. Rate the Member Redux Results

    ohhh-really now? well would Blue bullshit equate to having a smiley created after one of your catchphrases now!?!?! ::kenfan: yeaaa...you wish a forum would base a smiley off of one of your catchphrases... (tehe...)
  8. KenFan Cum-Collections of Cock-Mockerz!

    well... several years back during tha' danbury forest-fire... a Little ..uhh.. i don't fucking know these things.. all i know is that... great one is cheating on rell... and.. uhh... idk...
  9. Fantasy Basketball

    lives in that city where they "Shot" dark Knight... (sabotages Wordlife326's cereal bowl)
  10. How Full of Shit Is tha' Person above You?

    nah i said that famou$ is chris tucker cause he added me to his myspace and his name isn't Darrel Tha Comedian anymore.. it turns out his true identity is Chris Tucker(according to famou$)...
  11. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    Alright...since a bunch of bitch-ass busta'z be cum'plaining 'bout not gettin' what I'm sayin... I'll post some porn-picz so as to give you a simple idea like a pimple on yo Geed... ya-heard?! starting with where blaze's(bling's) man-hood went after/during this whole feud with...
  12. Tarvis

    nah...cause Gosh-Darn It Tarvis.. its only .... two days 27 minutes and 43 seconds left you can keep'it in yo-sig for that much longer... then you show us that You-Tha-MAN! ya-heard?!
  13. How Full of Shit Is tha' Person above You?

    Famou$ is like IWF's chris tucker.... rell's dave chappelle... ninobrowns denzel washington... soulpower is ...uhh....that black guy from soul plane...snoop-dogg! ya-heard?! anyways.. ^chuck gets a...."3!" cuz most of tha' time he's like "Hey fuck you..i don't like you!"...
  14. IWF Reject Zone

    No Need to Get Greedy CenaMark54...cuz... :detective: Detective KenFan is On Tha' CASE... (theme tunes:) "ta-dum-ta-dum...ta-ta-dun...ta-dun...-cow-dung...he flings it as he slings his slong...who is he?!...He is ...tha' long weiner-one....his name....his...
  15. Celebrities Whose Ass You'd Like To Kick

    ^you killed it... anyways... "heath ledger, bernie mack, tommy lee, queertin tarantino, kevin smith, that stiffler guy, kid rock, and that ray romanO, and steve carrell" are celeb's that I'd fuck up if mY black ass met them in real life..ya-feel me? cuz yo ass shall FEAR ME!
  16. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    KenFan kicks king lennie over so as to roll him over outta tha' ring... KenFan Then Quickly Karate Kicks Blaze over tha' head... blaze is layin' on tha' ground...blood trickling from tha' corner of his mouth... his jaw is somewhat broken... kenfan then goes up to the top...
  17. KenFan Cum-Collections of Cock-Mockerz!

    alright...alright...'ight... now I know this shit is tight...like if you duct-taped tha' rim of your ass-cheeks together and really had to squeeze out a snake-like shit... and if it swam away into a ham sandwhiche that Diesel decided to eat... during a day in which LadyHotrod was...
  18. Blaze is a cockriding smurf

    1st i'll start off by saying that tha' Random'ness is a diesease that cum's from pea-infested lakes around tha' canadian-rim.... our people weep in sorrow of our ...uhh...borrowerz...and stuff.... and uhh.... idk....i'm like dizzy and seein'g stuff out in my back yard and...
  19. How will the world end?

    uhhh...no it won't....thats fucking stupid if ya-think about it... why would we all get drunk and gang-bang chessarmy?
  20. Aliens, are they real?

    errrr! gawdamn! am I tha' Only one who's watched "Tha Truman Show"?!?! fuck...ok..it goes a little somethin' like this.. God thought one day...that a bunch of this little smurfs that look like him should like...run around and do shit all day.. so like...thats' 'bout...