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  1. Lou Albano passes away

    "The Manager of Champions". Here's to ya Lou. Hopefully Gorilla Monsoon and the rest of the legends are up in the Big Ring in the Sky with a beer waiting for you... :(
  2. Divide The Day Performing On SmackDown

    Oh great another crappy Atreyu-Avenged Sevenfold clone. PASS
  3. 9/11.

    Also, lol @ C4 or suggesting we watch Fahrenheit 9/11 as a "credible" debunking source. "Truthers". When will they ever lay off the paranoia, fear mongering and drugs? If they would only ever step outside their little safe communities and see the real world for what its worth, perhaps they'd...
  4. Did Jeff Hardy cut his hair? Pics inside

    Only if he jobbed every night to everybody on the roster would it be superb.
  5. 9/11.

    LOL this thread. You guys need to move out of Berkely and lay off the drugs, man...
  6. Did Jeff Hardy cut his hair? Pics inside

    Jeff Hardy cut his hair. Too bad it won't give him any charisma or actual ring talent.
  7. Official Rock & Metal Discussion Thread

    Can I just say how tired I am of "Post Grunge Butt Rock" bands? Seether, Hinder, 10 Years, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle and Finger Eleven are not playing anything worth your time or money. They're fucking awful. I get the impression that when they sign their contracts and their souls (in...
  8. Will Jack Swagger's Undefeated Streak Last?

    *Peering into my WWE Creative Crystal Ball* "Oooohhhhhh.....it doesn't look good for Swagger....signs from the northeast tell me he will be jobbed to the Big Show or Batista, canning his momentum...oooohhhhhh" I'm so defeatist at how they are running that company right now, I won't be...
  9. Austin says no to host Raw

    Isaac Yankem = Ratings. I bet his push would go further than Kane's bi-annual push that ends up fading after 2 months.
  10. Tooth Fairy Trailer (Starring Dwayne Johnson)

    Not even the Rock can save this picture based solely on it's plot. It'd be like asking Jamie Foxx, Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, Tom Hanks, Paul Newman and Jack Nicholson (basically some of the best actors ever) to star in Scary Movie 6 and guarantee that it'll be a good...
  11. Austin says no to host Raw

    As bad as they were, I'd take the silly gimmicks of the 90's over the shit we're getting now. I'd rather watch an Iron Man match between Doink and Atom Bomb right now. That's how bad it is right now.
  12. I'm bored...

  13. Austin says no to host Raw

    I share your sentiment. I can see it now, PG Austin comes back, gives <insert failing, no name heel here that needs a rub before getting fired in 2 weeks> a stunner, opens a ROOT Beer and then gets on the mic to say "Stone Cold says I just whupped your....your...buttocks"
  14. Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

    ^And people voted for the guy because he's "Hip, cool, young, and "different" looking!". I'm ashamed and lowly to have this piece of shit as my Commander in Chief. Seriously. I don't know more than 4 people in the US ARMY that even remotely like him.
  15. I'm bored...

    Plain and Simply, FUCK YOU.
  16. Triple H behind SD entertainer's push

    Who is the dad of HHH's wife! It's all come full circle now!
  17. You'll Never Guess What Mike Adamle Is Doing

    112 miles? Fuck that shit.
  18. Tooth Fairy Trailer (Starring Dwayne Johnson)

    Exactly, my main man. Eddie Murphy sucks and so does The Crock. Does Dwayne have trouble reading scripts or something? I know he's been offered better than awful Disney and PG movie trash...
  19. Obama wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

    How many of the"Kool-aid" drinkers that worshipped him are repenting? Or have they come off their fart smelling, feel-good, idealistic soapbox yet? One. Big. Ass. Mistake. America!
  20. A SURPRISING WWE ppv name change

    LOL, I laughed really hard