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  1. WWE to release a Morrison DVD

    They could always do a Mark Henry DVD where the man has injured cameramen, botched moves, screwed up storylines, lazed around the ring and still defies the odds as to how he has a job. They should call it: "Mark Henry: How To Be the Best Malingerer in the Wrestling Business"

  2. ANALD (ARNOLD)...NEW TITLES

    Here's the answer to the belts situation: Have Arnold host RAW, bring out John Cena's "Wigger" Championship and have him Terminate it with a Vulcan Chain Gun, like he did all those cop cars in T2. Problem solved. Fuck Cena's "Rappin" belt. Unworthy piece of shit.

  3. UMAGAAAA!!!

    Please give him a second chance. Jeff got what? 3?

  4. Tooth Fairy Trailer (Starring Dwayne Johnson)

    Fast on his way to becoming another Eddie Murphy, I see.

  5. Too many chiefs. (Mods and SMods mandatory read.)

    Glad to see you're admitting it. You know, the first step in recovery from being a "Keyboard Warrior/Internet Tough Guy/Bad Rep Bandit" is acceptance. You're still a kywag.

  6. If There Were No Hogan, Who Else Could Have Launched the WWF?

    Tough one. I always thought Mr. Perfect had the ability and the charisma, but I would have placed my bets on Macho. He had the drive and determination and was sadly overshadowed by Hogan, and in some ways, still is.

  7. Predator getting the reboot treatment

    1: Sounds awful. look at the plot. Paper thin with a bunch of STUPID characters that sound like B-movie character traits. 2: No strong Alpha-Male lead character, and there likely won't be ANY character development, meaning the audience will feel detached and will WANT the predators to maim and...

  8. No blood rule? we sure?

    Flair's "Crimson Mask' was always from his taking a lot of aspirin and drinking alot of water before matches. I think Mick Foley mentioned this in one of his books. I always loved Flair's bleeding. Bring back the blood, Vince!

  9. Too many chiefs. (Mods and SMods mandatory read.)

    Internet Tough Guy here gave me another bad rep. Big surprise huh? That means his loser ass went around, bad repping or good repping people just so he could bad rep me again. What an E-Thug!! He's a frat curler, I can tell. Pull his modship, and shut down moderaters. There only needs to be...

  10. No blood rule? we sure?

    If they got it on video, it'll surely turn up on Botchamania

  11. History they dont teach you in school

    Faulted and blatanly bullshit accounts of "history" aren't the least interesting and if they are, then move to Berkely and join Code Pink or MoveOn.org

  12. Too many chiefs. (Mods and SMods mandatory read.)

    You need to fire Sex-Power, monkey. He's been following me around because he has a homoerotic E-man crush on me and negatively trolls me, hoping for attention. Please do this. IWF will be alot happier.

  13. Apparently CM Punk is in the doghouse...

    oh god please no.

  14. History they dont teach you in school

    Yeah the US singlehandedly did ALL that to the world. It's ALL our fault. :rolleyes: The UN and everybody else is of course, exempt right? Jesus Christ in a sidecar kid. Read some books, see the way the world really works and then come back here. If the US is so bad, we're not forcing you to...

  15. Apparently CM Punk is in the doghouse...

    Let's see John Cena dresses like a Wigger, and Undertaker wears Affliction, TapOut shirts and jeans. CM Punk in a 3 piece suit? Doesn't work. It never worked for HHH either. Everyone always wanted him in the leather-denim ThrasH metal jacket and jeans from 2002-2003.

  16. guest host spoiler

    Who's next? Eddie Murphy? Chevy Chase? Eddie Munster? Ice-T's pretty cool, but these guest hosts are just terrible. Bob Barker and Al Sharpton, are you kidding me??

  17. Who else is...

    I haven't had a drink sinc January. Damn middle east and their Islamic intolerance for alcohol!!

  18. Bionic Taker

    Yeah, that was supposed to be Kane back in the day, and we saw how they've abused him time and time again.

  19. Post What is on your Mind at the moment

    What's on my mind: I hope Avatar is as good as James Cameron's past films.

  20. worst mic man?

    Same goes with his mic skills. The guy screamed and raved all over the place, but he had some of the most memorable promos ever. LOL, this is unrelated, but remember Booker T yelling "Hulk Hogan, we comin' for YOU smurf!" back when him and Stevie were still Harlem Heat in WCW? LOL. I was...
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