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  1. worst mic man?

    It seems you need to do some YouTube research. The man was insanely over.
  2. Bionic Taker

    Yeah. Whoever it is, needs to sell for Taker like The Rock used to sell for Austin. Whoever faces him needs to do backward flips and somersaults when he takes a clothesline. You guys know what I'm talking about.
  3. Hudson not pregnant

    I'd like to take a dump on Alex Rodriguez. All of his teammates as well.
  4. Bionic Taker

    I always imagined some kind of smoky finish with the Graveyard Symphony (his entrance music title) playing, and him descending into the middle of the ring or something. It'd be a theatrical and cool "retiring" of the deadman, if done right.
  5. Official Rock & Metal Discussion Thread

    If you want melody and brutality, look no further than Amon Amarth. They have fans that range from 16 year old girls to 30 year old 'banger dudes that grew up on Pantera, Death, Morbid Angel, etc. Amon Amarth kill. It's that simple.
  6. Bionic Taker

    Crap. If this is going to be his last Mania. Let's hope they don't job him and end the streak. Please Vince if you're reading, let this be the one lasting legacy of the Deadman. The only undefeated wrestler at 'Mania ever.
  7. worst mic man?

    Are you on drugs? Sure he may have screamed every time and had some strange promos where you didn't always know what he was on about, but I'd take Warriors worst promos over ANYBODY in the WWE today's BEST promos. When Warrior talked, people literally got excited. When Edge talks, I go take a...
  8. DMX to make his MMA debut on December 12...

    It's reasons like this that when something becomes too popular, it's time for society to go back to embracing wrestling. I'll be glad when skinny mallcore kids that listen to butt rock aren't wearing "TAPOUT" shirts anymore. TAPOUT is fucking PLAYED OUT.
  9. worst mic man?

    Kind of like Mark Henry. I've been wondering for years why he gets a push every other year and still has a job after fathering a hand and being fellated by a transexual. Worst mic workers: Billy Kidman. (I don't think there has ever been anybody as bad as him. Go back and watch the Invasion...
  10. Official Rock & Metal Discussion Thread

    Chevelle and all the other "post-grunge butt rock" bands can take a header from an 8th story window for all I care. Listen to Behemoth and Nile instead.
  11. John Morrison This Decades HBK??

    i would hope morrison can be our decade's hbk
  12. More news on The Dwayne

    God are his movies terrible or what? He's fast on his way to becoming an "Eddie Murphy".
  13. DMX to make his MMA debut on December 12...

    I doubt there's anybody in history who's committed as much crime and been let off as many times as has DMX. Throw that piece of shit back in prison for good. I hope he gets destroyed.
  14. Our NBA Heroes Partying

    FUCKING Guidos. Someone should scratch out their existence from the world.
  15. REV. AL SHARPTON ISSUES STATEMENT EXPLAINING REASONING FOR HOSTING WWE RAW DESPITE PA

    QFT. I had to work as a mentor in a JROTC (Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps) program in an all black high school and you wouldn't believe how these people hold themselves back these days. For instance, the kids that got picked on were *Big surprise!* the successful ones that "spoke lyke...
  16. REV. AL SHARPTON ISSUES STATEMENT EXPLAINING REASONING FOR HOSTING WWE RAW DESPITE PA

    Yep. Show up on Raw and DEMAND things. Because after all, we owe "his people" for something that never occurred in any of our lifetimes, right? :rolleyes: Fuck Historical Guilt and Vince is a simp for answering to this race baiting piece of shit.
  17. ANOTHER themed PPV

    How about we do what really needs to happen and shitcan 6 of the PPVs that suck anyways ang go back to the Big 6 format?
  18. "Hulkamania - Let the Battle Begin" Tour

    Not too sure about the roster though.
  19. Hey?

    Welcome. post often
  20. Ramadan Finished

    Im glad Ramadan's over as well. I don't mean to drone on the negative aspect of Iraq, but attacks always increase and in general, the Iraqi people are usually more tempermental during Ramadan, as opposed to other times of the year. Ramadan must be tough. Our interpreters pretty much chug down...