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  1. KenFan's Ghetto Hood Wrestling(GHW)!!!!!

    Tha BackStory: After Winning The $300 Billion Dollar Lottery; Mr.KenFan4life rolls around town by town, city by city, Country by Country Partying and Poonging loads of hot chicks and sniffing cocaine and having the time of his life :matrix2: ....but several Months afterwards he still has like...
  2. KenFan's Local GFX 2 Tha EXTREME... store place...

    KenFan's Local GFX 2 Tha EXTREME...store place... :rasta: yo essay el taco bell sin-yor....aye....well some may have seen some pics i'am bout to post...some others...have not...so here i'll post tha KenFan Files here...up in here, up in here...youz alls gonna make me lose my mind up in...
  3. Your Story of Learning How To Drive....

    So like...got my permit and stuff(after like my 3rd attempt at that DMV test thing) and like...so i getz ta DRIVE...:yes: and such So like During the other day and such i was cruising on by and "BAM!" some blind gaywad crossed the street in front of me and I shouted Out "THE Gawdamn...
  4. KenFan's Last Dance as a Flamer....(Retire Me)...(for now)...

    Alright...much like the Ni'ggaz before me such as Brett Favre and Ric Flair....the Greats gotz ta retire at some point....:shocked: But No Need to Fear....cause tha KenFlaming Machine:Torch_anim: is ready for one last showdown...at the Greatest Forum where I first ever registered...
  5. What Are Your Favorite "CREED" songs?....

    Tha Band CREED....Makers of Many Hit Songs......:euro: My favorite Creed song is that "CAN YOU FUCK ME....HARDER....til tha LIghts Disappear.." or some like shit like that...ya know..either way its that TItan A.E. song...so you probably heard tha creed song that i'm talking about....its...
  6. Anyone Miss Me?!!!?.....

    :smileysex5: <me with some bitches.... :argue2: <modz using some backstage cyber politics to ban me.... :bye: <me gone away..... tha point is...did or does anyone miss me?!...just thought i'd ask...
  7. What Are Your Top Ten Favorite WrestleMania Matches?

    Well Since its March and with WrestleMania 24 coming up on the 30th; there just happens to be a special feeling in every wrestling fan's hearts. Wether its their Champ Fighting againest the odds and earning respect or if its a pissed off but dedicated fan that came to see a good old school...
  8. Who'll break tha Cyber'Glass Ceiling Next?

    There's many midcard blue'z out here in this bizz'nitch we Call AWESOME and such,:emoticon: so like.........who'll be mod next?
  9. Creamy Wet Dreams Part one

    "So Like,while I was adazed and blazed with a 103 degree fever while i had tha flu, i was stuck in my own mind while smoking some asshairs and licking some pubez and such, but now.......well so anyways, I Thought about fucking david carooso in his hair then in his armpits til i got all sweaty...
  10. make me ......MOD!

    OF THE HELL IN A THREAD AREA :clap: so like if some bitches fuck around, i'll :smileysex5: pounge them up tha asses outta here like a tru'nig'ga...and shit,cause like i'm kinda getting bored and i've been here awhile, so like why not be green and control hell in a thread...i'll make sure it's...
  11. The KenFanShow8!!!:Spam For Something...or Post for Nothing!

    :smileysex5: <me dry humping all over the no smuck zone.....but seriously, he's on his 30th show...fuck! so now i'm gonna attempt to catch up and get my number of shows near kaedons :sport: so thats why tha 8th show is already here instead of the usual 3 week wait between shows, so todays...
  12. The KenFanShow7!:Dicks Before Dishonor!

    *Tales from tha Crypt Opening Sequence,but with KenFan's dick up a diaper in a coffin instead of tha Crypt'keeper skelton dude* WELCOME!!!.......2 THA!..KENFANSHOW!!!!!!!! Center of Controversary! Today's show's Theme song is "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit Anyways: Many Memorable...
  13. Captin Pube HAS CUM'ed!!!

    :notworthy: <tha' "K"eepz(cause Cage's lil pubez suck) and instead of Christian Cages lil' music, mine would be like -Lyrics(based off that waterproofblonde cage song from WWE): "IF You Spam around!You're membership been Banned. jews in tha sky Rell will take you to thee Prison Side...
  14. what celebirty does the person above u remind u of?

    so like...the....kinda like that one thread about which wrestler does the person above u remind u of...except now its celebertitys :idiot:
  15. Rate The Member Thread part II : KenFan4life

    :smartass: Dun'Dun'Dun! I'd give my self a 10.5/10 meaning i passed this test of tests :harhar: now u can vote too:rofl1: as if it matters......
  16. last person/place/or thing u got boogey'with?

    well............:mrgreen: heres some super examples: "I WANKED OFF TO MY SAMOA JOE DVDS"-said ROHiswrestling "I let bobby brown sniff some cracker'crums out of my ass"-said qwan i don't know...it can be anything sexual.....so like....i checked a chick's boobs out today in class....and it...
  17. SUp'a cup of my 'piss ho

    :afro: so like.....suck on my dick and say someting nice and shit, cause thats like what this thread is about....."SAYING SOMETHING NICE TO THA' BRO ABOVE U" thread :thumbsup:
  18. What would you do to become FAMOUS in hollywood places?

    SO like if these were your options at becoming a celebirty, which would you choose? -A:SMoke Some Soft Saggy Old Guy Cocks? -B: Take it in tha' bum? -C: Make up loads of shitty captin charisma like catchphrases and hope someone will notice you? -D:Work Hard, Fight Funny? I don't know, i...
  19. "Ohhhh, You Didn't Know?........

    ......................Well your ass better Call SomeBoddyyy!!!! Cause The Grand Champion OF CHARM! THE KING OF KARNAGE! THE VAGINAL POUNGING, GEEDGRINDING, HEAD SCRATCHING, NOSE PICKING, PUSSY POKING,Fearless CHATBAN CHAMPION IS BACK! Cause KENFAN SHALL COME!!!....TO LIFE!!!:thefinger_red...
  20. KenFan4life's hatemail thread area

    alright i'm tired and am gonna call it a night, so don't pm me, just leave all ur hate mail and shit here and stuff......peace ni&&**z i'm off to pimp up some ho's:alucard: