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  1. How Would You Murder Me?

    :59: Na-Ha-Na-Ha-Ka-Ka-Na-Na-Da-Ha...you're never going to catch my camuel-cum... :group: unless of course ...you ni'ggers think you can jizz straight!!! but then I'll whip out my lighter and burn yo-skin off and melt it so I can turn you ni'ggers into Free OIL!!!:shit: For ME to...

  2. Volcano 2: Double Eruptions(coming soon?)

    Intro-thing: "well, I'd post a quote or comments (and possible link) from the website where I found the news surrounding this long anticapiated sequel, but I was worried that people will go like Plagerizer! or You Advertised! and stuff like that, so I'll basically try and KenFanni'fy It.:y: "...

  3. How funny is tha member above you?

    :pipe1: So'z like on a level of 1-10(1 being boring, 10 being funny as fuck) how funny is the person above you? :bigsmile: c'mon person to post next...gimmie a good rating :sq_yellow_wink: (tehe).

  4. On a Level of 1 to 10, how botched was the Champion(posted above you)'s title reign?

    Alright... so like... heres an example: Peepshow: "kurt angle's tna title run?" chessarmy: "a 6, cause joe should've won it earlier on....Big Show's ECW title reign?" King Lennie: "5, he bored me.....Chavo's ECW title run?" Kaedon: "a Perfect 10!...anyone is great as a...

  5. damn...I'm starting to feel like "CenaMark54" lately...

    :banned: <nope... :no_1: not cause of that reason.. cuz Punkass-Bustas Like CenaMurk69's White-Cracker-ass ain't been no-banned from anywhere...his-he-ass is like a Drunk Steve Correll...(ya-know, tha-getsmart guy). but basically... so'z like...back when Cena(John...

  6. Nominate Your Ni'gg'er Homie Here...

    So'z Basically... Some GenericVideo Game Voice Over Chick:The Forums are in Ruins...The People Pray For Pussy....Corrupt Modz and Asshole Admins Rule The Land....While Everyday-Members get Exterminated.....this is...Tha-GHetto-Hood-Rat-Forum-ZONE....Every-NI'gger-Fo-Himself....and...

  7. Yo..Where That Punk ass Queer-Qwan Be-Jizzing at??!?!

    I'll tell you where.... (the end; hahahaha!...beat Rell with tha-weakest flame in IWF-history):1:

  8. IWF, according to "The Dark Knight" (a look into his mind)

    Introduction: So'z Basically-yo-BOy-EEE...:red_bandana: KENFAN4life (fuck i bet i'm more annoying then NewYork from vh1)!!! was just back in the kitchen and macking it out on the Dell like a net-ni'gg'er todayz...:verysad: cuz my black ass ain't got much to do today...:basketball...

  9. Thee KenFanShow 13!!!!: Flop like Fuck Or Black like Will Smith's Blockbusters!?!?!

    Ever get that gayass Rob Tommy song Stuck in your head? that "Lets See How Much We've Cum'ed?!?!...I...Ba-Leave-The Whoa-World is Cum'ing to tha-ground...well, I guess we're gonna Find out....well Lets See how far we've ka-cum'ed.....lets see who we jizz'ed hard on...":scooter...

  10. Who On IWF would you let visit you?

    So basically...this is a flat out rip off of MattHardyV1's thread (from the forum we do not speak of :paperbag3: ) and well... in it, he asks us...net-nerdz, who from the forums would we let visit us in real life...:eek_yello: like,so basically...to sum it up with an example...

  11. The Happening!?!?!?!?!?!? (enter and talk 'bout tha film if you've seen it yet)

    Well so basically, during a drive up to Superior(lake superior) with the Family(me,my cousins, and several others) we shopped at a mall, and soon afterwards we went to a nearby theatre and basically everyone else went to go see that "Love Guru" movie, while I and my older cousin(Tubby Bauer aka...

  12. KenFan's Comics presents "The Terrific Tale of Torture Committed by Chris Jackie Jr."

    Prologe: "THE DARK-and-UTTER Tale of Complete insanity from the mind of a raging-homosexual-serial killer known as Chris Jackie-Jr...but you know him as "Kaedon"...so finally. here comes the story, the tale of his demise...read on if ya-shall." :stretcher: :boxing_smiley: :music_walkman...

  13. Smoke The Cum Outta-My-Cock and Ask KenFan a Question!!!

    :ibdrool: <KenFan's Idol Mike Chaos stoned on his own meth..... KenFan tearfully shouts out: "I SHALL AVENGE YO ASS N`ig'ga!" so here I am...sitting quietly, in a house on the rez, in Wisconsin....chilling and macking out to some of my favorite tunes with my Shadow Cat...basically...

  14. Money In The Bank "TLC" match?

    WAR!!!!!! :gun_guns: But Seriously...considering how the money in the bank ladder match has jumped up from 6 people (where it was probably easier to smooth out the spots and have psychology and storytelling and such) to 8 competitors(probably so as to raise the stakes and make it a...

  15. Have Any of You so happen to have seen?

    :play_ball: sup? so like...I guess I got a bit tired playing with myself and such...and now I need several cyber-playmates and such:bangin: so basically...I came up with this little game,inspired by several msn convos.... So heres the RULES(as if we need'em) basically, we...

  16. Any of Your Personal Tendencies to Burn-Out?

    :kamikaze: ...... yea....I dunno, but like....I'm just gonna throw together this topic/thread thing and such so as to try and get whatever point it is across... so like...have any of you ever been "Burnt-Out" before? Ya-know...like where several things just don't become fun...

  17. Best-Build-Ups

    List what You Consider several of your favorite and most of what you consider the Best-Build Up to Matches in Wrestling-history... ya know...like the hype,storyline,emotion,angles,sneak attacks, etc... Here...I consider the Rock/StoneCold Steve Austin -WM X-Seven Build-Up one of the...

  18. KenFan's Cum Ride pf Predicitions was Right! (creamy wet dreams part 2!)

    Introduction: So like...several months ago, when IWF Member MattHardyV1 added me to his MSN...and then to a convo box...I didn't know what I was getting myself into....and considering (at the time), I was hated by absolutely everyone here and there and everywhere else for that matter, I was...

  19. Alright GAWDAMMIT!!!...this is ENOUGH!!...I've got tha Cure 4 Pu'ss'y Whipped Modz...

    Well Fuck!..so like...KenFan's Story Time....:music_serenade: History Lesson 1-0-1: So like shit... several months ago...it started with IWF's first chick lady-like person named "Y2Jasmine"...and like it was all cool and fun at first...but ya could tell there was something a...

  20. KenFan's Official "Stalk-Count Alert 2K8"

    So LIke shit! anyone else get that feeling that a fellow member is only here so as to "Stalk" yo ass?! cause if so then post who ya think is stalking your ass....:paperbag3: :dulya: You're The Only One that can step up to make them damn stalkers down campaigne!!! like...
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