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  1. Did Blaze "JINX" the TNA: IMPACT! video game?

    so'z....like....:beer: was just out drinkin' some Mountain Dew at ma' cousin's crib(tha' cum cave...hee-hee:wolverine: ) one day... we played some "VIDEO" games :sleepy: (yawn..) and I was like....alright...so like...who's this fagwad Master Cheif dude supposed to do? and ma'...
  2. Thee ANIMAL Batista Appreciation Thread

    Well....just kind've cruising through tha' forums cause the thing that sucks about being a Straight B(plus) student is that there ain't shit to do in wisconsin except go outside hunting, fishing, farming, build a fort, fuck with people, and throw rocks at people, call people fagz, or punch a...
  3. IWF's Nerd Nominations 2K8!!!

    alright...pop ya-ass up in hurr' and nominate a nerd and we'll like...end nominations on tha' 24th and shit... then we'll round up tha' nominees and put a poll and vote for who's tha' biggest "NERD" 'round this jip-joint.....:sq_yellow_laugh: alright'...I'll start first by...
  4. Eye-Double-U-EEF's Bee-Tee-BEE (iwf btb)

    alright....this basically outt've boredom....cuz my condom gone done....whoa...cliche'! shit! Bail!!! BAIL-BAIL!!! (runs quickly) an hour later..... Sup ni'ggas? anyways....this is like a BTB...so like...not to be funny...this super seriousz....:crash...
  5. What Truley Torments Peepshow....(not a diss)

    LATELY....I've been noticing something 'bout our beloved wannabe heel by tha' mo-name of Peepy... aka Tha' Creepy One...aka... PEEPSHOW!!! so....out of curiousity ...I installed several cameras in peep's house.... :blush: ...and this is one of tha' interesting highlights that we've...
  6. De Niro or Pacino? ....yo-Votes 4 Best Movie Mobster

    well Alright....so basically was' just kickin' it back and macking it in some girl's ass and giggled and shit... but that was tha' other day....:zoo_cat: so like....today....ya-know....this day... like....saw a commercial... it went like... Narrator: "De Niro!"...
  7. Last Chance AssWads....Meet My Dick's Demands!

    Seriously....:evil: I'm like....got a lot of Material and shit....most of them (hopefully) funny and shit....but I ain't gonna post it....til you gawdamn admins meet my dick's demands!!!!! :music_band: Or I "WALK".....:Smilie: and hell in a thread will remain as gay and shit as...
  8. May Rell Have Mercy on our Soul(power?...perhaps...our Soul-Pussies...tehe)

    :ninjastar: * BREAKING NEWS from lATe Last Night * :eek5: Local-Ghetto HoodRat Trash-Resident, Y2Jasmine was viciously raped and kidnapped , then raped several more times by an unknown-asssaliant...:jawdrop: ....The Local-Police Department went in to assist the detective dudes in...
  9. Official "post pics of your penis/pussy thread!"

    Alright...Tha' Completely "more dreaded" then anyother thread ever made... basically.. you gotta take whatever times of privacy in your lives and take a quick pic at yo-private-parts... then...you gotta print'em up in secret, and load it up onto the computer... then work up the...
  10. Thee John Travolta of IWF!??!?! ...who is it?

    Alright... so their comes(cums..tehe) a time where someone hits a rough patch and ain't shit for-awhile and they become(cum...tehe) a shell of their former self or some shit...:kwasny: and they get depressed/stressed/dressed/whateverrrr! and they may or may not become(cum...tehe)...
  11. KenFan vs Chucky(..zombie?...or ...)

    I remember it as just a normal day, like any other day... I (wearing my hannah montana backpack and super-duper-smart highly-intelligent looking-blue tie) was on my way to a Buisness meeting with stuffed-animals in my garage... There was absolutely nothin' wrong/weird going on...
  12. Official IWF-GOSSIP(girls?) Thread.

    :argue: ^tha' shit going DOWN!:jawdrop: welcome...this is tha' world of Gossip and sup a cup of my piss hoez...:schnauz: nah-seriously... come in here and talk about some forum-drama and stuff like that... :music_band: I'll start this out simply.. "I...
  13. KenFan Cum-Collections of Cock-Mockerz!

    alright...alright...'ight... now I know this shit is tight...like if you duct-taped tha' rim of your ass-cheeks together and really had to squeeze out a snake-like shit... and if it swam away into a ham sandwhiche that Diesel decided to eat... during a day in which LadyHotrod was...
  14. How Full of Shit Is tha' Person above You?

    Ok...:console: so like....peepshow(lucas) told me on a little thing most of you probably ain't ever heard of (MSN)...to make a little thread called "How Full of Shit is Tha' Person above You?" and he/she/him/hayley/whoever ...told me to like... idk.. fuck...but its like..if...
  15. Happy Bisexual Bitchass Birthday Too...(drum roll please!)

    (intense Jeopordy/Deal or No Deal style Drum Roll stuff happens...) HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYY FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG BIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY TOOOOOOOOOOO...
  16. IWF's Dawson's Creek: Episode 2: "Tha' Dog's Cheek"

    Theme Song Kicks in with a video montage of IWF members at highschool; "I'll be therrrreeee-fooorrrrr-yoouuuuu!" (Peep is seen giggling with DarkKnight) "I'll be theeerrrreeee-foooorrr-yoouuu." (Cenamark54 & 3lions high-five) "We're Friends Til Thee' End..." (Rell hugs Ninobrown) "I'll...
  17. Tribute For My(OUR) Ni'gga Homiez!

    Alright..Alright...KenFan Got Some Keyboard-Rust...so shut the fuck up if I botch some shit...:y: ya-heard?!?! anyways... This thread is a IWF-Cyber-Moneument for Those That we've "Lost"... close ni'gga homiez that died and shit... :artist: so like...create whatever yo...
  18. Poll 4 Best Piece of Pussy-Pie 'Round Here

    Ok..so like.. considering we've got perverts and ni'gger stalkers and ausstralians...and spammers...and PunkAss Pussy CryBabies (like that gawdamn ni'gger DwhoDre!)....and ..other peoplez...and then..."CHICKS!" :licklips: ..yum-yum.. I was thinking... like..which Bitch has got it...
  19. Tha Joker Can Suck on my Nut-SACK!

    Ok...so like.. enough is enough.. this whole gawdamn smurf-"OMG!He's DEAD" Fad has gotten too gawdamn gay and is really-really-really getting under my dark-tanned-ni'gger skin... its basically everywhere... The oTher day...I was sitting in a subway(not the store), and...
  20. IWF's Dawson's Creek...

    IWF Dawson Creek Tunes Kick In...a Video Montage of all the cast and people and like...some gayass lake near the school and the australians gang banging some guy in the bushes and blah-blah-blah... Scene One: Joey Loves Cham'poonge! Joey: "Gawdammit...I love You...