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  1. Holy SHit!!....Do u believe in Miracles?!

    Hey U guys know that the Corkidile hunter guy died!?.....shit man,.....moment of silence in his honor and shit steve irwin 1999-2008 we will miss u *blink-182 song starts playing* anyways that was an update, but now on to the real topic, did u all know that today the impossible...
  2. Pussy Pounding Reportz PART TWO!!!!

    So i was just chilling one saturday night down town near the lake (basically at the town's park) sitting on a bench reading a playboy mag as usual, then outta tha corner of my eye i saw a fine ass sexy bitch with some big o'l knockers and u know your boy kenfan just couldn't resist, so i made my...
  3. The KENFANSHOW 5!!!! :Operation Anti-Mod

    :gathering: <<modz having a good time with me gone :shock2: <modz reaction when i return :roll1: <Me Cause I' AM BACK BABY!!! *TNA SPEAKER GUY* "IT BEGAN AS A POST...THE POST...A SPAM....THE SPAM soon became A THREAD....THE THREAD.....A SUCCESS.....Elevation, Innovation, Tarvis'avation...
  4. Da' Return!!!!!

    FUCk!!! Finally the Grand Champion of ChatRoom Charm has RETURNED!!!! WIth a New list of Geeds to Grind and a whole lot of kiss condoms for pounging some damn pussy....Yes!..I'm finally back to save the IWF from...........Boring posts and threads. My GOD!!!...You Remembered....:licklips: that...
  5. Ken-Fan-alation Chamber.

    Alright....there's a bunch of bust'a Pa-Dars out there who wanna take a shot at the Grand Champion Of Chatroom Charm...but guess what!?.......They Ain't got shit nor have they earned a shot at me...so as any reasonable wrestling fan,I know better then to just give away shots at me,so this thread...
  6. Who should JOE job to next?

    Well Personnally I hate him, cause he's a fatfaggot wanna be Goldberg,while trying to act badass and shit, so I think tna should job this piece of shit, so who do you think this Giant Geed should job to next?
  7. Rock & Stone Cold....Buddies in real life.

    Yeah so I was on Wikipedia the other day in class at school, and it said on the bottom of the screen,"Rock/StoneCold....Buddies in real life." And I could'a sworn that about 5 fucks shat-theirselves in my class...someone walked in and they just stood their all amazed so much so, that he dropped...
  8. Thought I asked You to start a "SaveUs_KF4L" sig or thread?

    :fuyou_1: Yeahhh!!!.....Didn't I ask one of you guys or girls to start a SaveUs_KF4L thread or signature thing like shit if for whatever reason I'm offline for over a week?...:schmoll: <Youguys. So like........wheres' my matrix like video thing I can jack off to...
  9. Will you like to see AJ Styles turn face and feud with The Instant Classic?

    A feud between the two could really be good, and samoa joe could kinda help AJ out, if Tomko gets involved in it. I was just thinking this, cause I kind'a think AJ's good enough to be on his own again.
  10. Who do you think was or is the best GM?

    I'd say Bischoff cause he made lemonade for the whole roster.
  11. Which Show is better?.....NoSmarkasspussy show...or the KenFanBangsBitchesShow.

    :gun2: WAR!!!!! Ya' Damn right bitches cause DMX said so in his song on def jammit in her ear game. So lets play Limpbizkits MYWay or its the Highway......:ibbanana: So anyways which analistic kinda show do you think is better?
  12. SpillKnot busted making out with each other.

    :gun_bandana: :shutup: Well appearantly the guy with tape over his mouth managed to hand over video footage of the entire slpiknot crew running around naked with strap-on's and their masks on and they were having some sort of orgie, while "I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world" was playing...
  13. Any of You Fucking Busta's wanna vote for where the "KenFanShow" should appear next?

    "Well I'd tell you to go fuck yourself!.......then bang a blonde bitch and laugh,cause that's how G's like myself roll..........."-said Diddy. So like if banging it with bitches does indeed mean we can vomit and laugh at the thought of some black guy wanking , then I'd bet you'd be first in...
  14. KenFan's Pussy Pounding Reports.

    :pimp: Keep Yo' Pimp hand strong......Ya' Damn right fool. so anyway's this one hot blonde chick at my school was walking by:eek_yello: (she's about a year older then me.) and I was all sitting on this bench in the hallway and I yelled out to her,"Yo'Bitch!, come over here and suck on my...
  15. Official Santino Marella thread: Your' views

    So if you like his italian ass then I'd call you a smurf and word will reach the Warrior and before you know it, he'd be outside your house :protest: Protesting your faggotty gay queer ass. But if you just like Santino's character and if you hate him then thats cool:v: but if you ever...
  16. Life & Death decisions no.1 *Not An EMO-Thread!*

    Okay so if jigsaw guy got you and handcuffed your dick to a metel tube thing like in the first one, would you (A: Try fucking the metal tube thing til it got loose like a pussy, so you could bail. or (B: Chop your dick off. or (C: Try finding an antidote, so you don't get GeedGerms on your dick...
  17. Man, lets have an IWF Royal Rumble.

    Alright so like if you want to compete in it, you've gotta say, "I wanna be in it.", and there's gotta be about 30 of us who accept the challenge, so we could have one. So here's how i'm planning this thing out. -it'll be like the "finishing moves above you" thread, the first two members...
  18. Tim Allens got a message fo-Trav.

    :fuyou_2: "Go FUck Yourself!!!" Said an Angry Tim Allen
  19. Which War Film is the Best?

    Which Bitchass "Its about the Soldier next to you" film is your favorite? I'd list about 20 different movies, but I could only have a poll for 10, so I just took the first ten to pop up in my mind.
  20. The KenFanShow3!!!

    Ya' Dam Right fool!!!, The KenFan Show's finally in the WWE Discussion thread, right on the same day as tna's extra hours debut, so lets get this underway, shall we. Today's topics are: -My interview with Tarvis40 -What I think of Batista's book -Cena's injury -Steve's film "The Condomed"...