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  1. Happy Day!

    yeah and I bet tim tebow is gonna turn out to be just like that x files guy on that one sex show on showtime.

  2. Stone Cold Randy Orton

    whoa, wrestling's popular?! even more so than the last big boom that some bald guy started?!

  3. **MUST READ** Powerslam -Paul Heyman Interview

    he's just tryin' to get into the wwe's hall of fame...(ka-durrh?!)

  4. IWF party. Who the fuck are you inviting?

    probably chessarmy(cuz he knows how to get free impact zone tickets), Ninobrown(he could buy me some porn magz at a gas station), and .....(cliff hanger)

  5. Last Fight You Watched

    Re: Undressed Request Section that adrianne curry chick that poonged that one dude on that one vh1 show about them hooking it up in da' church yo.

  6. Fat slob, current worst wrestler alive and gullible idiot in training

    ^ yeah, from da' nude's section...

  7. The Illuminati

    oooh, the illumanit are satanists? shit, I thought they were the government cover up of alien stuff (like the xfile's illumanti)...

  8. Goldberg wants one last match

    sad thing is that him being irrelevant is the fact that he's probably still has more recognition than everyone on the current roster... maybe the nike group/stable should show up randomly at some ufc ppvs so they can get some bump in their popularity.

  9. Fat slob, current worst wrestler alive and gullible idiot in training

    ^ KenFan: "It was the Illuminati chessarmy..." (KenFan opens the car door and allows chessarmy into his limo) (KenFan opens a briefcase and pulls out a folder full of papers and stuff) KenFan: "...they were the ones that were responsible for kidnapping samoa joe, they were the ones that...

  10. Happy Day!

    maybe blaze is just "scouting" the upcoming poontang.... ya' know...like them nfl dudes that go to college games and talk about "contracts" and stuff. it's like someone actually paying for some OVW tickets... we all know they suck and that it's kinda crappy, but pussies = pussy!

  11. Best Selling Games of 2010 So Far

    Parts of Loved About Red Dead: - Get to Hogtie a chick and put her on train tracks - Big Ass Grizzley Bears, things scared the crap out of me. the only thing that kinda sucked was the online thing, I don't know how to play online....all it does is load and there's some circle things and...

  12. Happy Day!

    alright, new game.... instead of which iwf member is which wrestler... it's gonna be, which iwf cracker is a serial killer... peepshow and blaze can duke it out for the Dahmer award. DarkKnight can be John Wayne Gacey... ... can be ted bundy... etc.

  13. Avatar Spinoff Series Announced

    Ooh man, I was really hoping that they would just make another one, but I suppose the movie was a little kiddish, so I suppose it'll be like that gay ass clone wars.... but man, when I took my home boys to go see Avatar in the theater in 3D...damn that shit was Poppin'! ya' feEL me? When...

  14. Piranha 3D

    I rented the old one back in the day at this one video store when I was a kid.... I thought it was Tremors cause the cover looked the same....I forgot what happened, but this one whack white boy had to swim in the water and flush a toilet or some shit....I think he died.

  15. Where did Y2Jasmine go again?

    so she was in LOVE with RELL after all! haha! I was right! Rell = Jasmine's negro sex slave!

  16. Where did Y2Jasmine go again?

    da fuck is wrong with you? you do know that we have a nude section run by my slave ni'gger bitch ninobrown....ya' heaRd?! he ma' boy-eee....I give ma' boyz a shout out whenever I could....ya' HeaRd Dat?!

  17. What If Aliens Landed On Our Doorstep?

    If Aliens landed on our Doorstep...like my litleral doorstep? ....GOD! I would go batshit crazy with my xfile's posters and glow in the dark pens and I would get autographs and hip hop top in circles. but seriously, I'd phone the government, and try to get an exchange.... I shut up, they...

  18. Holy $&^% someone finally gets it!!!

    ^ ya' mean "RAZZMINE" anyways, Sting/Nash/Hogan/MaybeFlair/and some ECW guys on the tna roster should probably retire.

  19. Last Movie you Watched?

    Just saw that PRECEPTION one, so basically, this guy hooks people up to this abortion machine and they're all gettin' high on majirwanna and kicking it in the dream world.... he had sex with this women on a ship and she went to sleep and freddy kurger got her to blieve she was dreaming....so...

  20. Last Movie you Watched?

    I saw Predators! it was alright, had some cool stuff, no danny glover, so it was tight like a ....ya' know.... an unlubed ear~!
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