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  1. I think this might be one of the most depressing things I have read lately

    This reminds me of a time, when I was busy jerking off into a bowl of cheetos during a wrestl..err, footba....I mean my tv shows, and my bitch be all like, "Newspapers and Education!" and ....whatever, I was like, "Yep!" and I blocked her yap up like I had condoms in my ears.... this...

  2. I Propose a Rule

    ^ do we get a handjob after three axis warnings?...... "ooh shit, kaedon!....NOOOOOO!"

  3. my ad lib book went to hell.

    The doorbell rang. Tim and Slut raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, Cold box. What could be inside? They Walked fucked the box into the Car. Slut Walked put her Penis close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "I'm a N'igger!" "Hurry. Open the box!"...

  4. my ad lib book went to hell.

    Pet Show: One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's Gay!" I said. "I'm sure Vick Jr will win." Vick Jr is our pet Ni'gger. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking Penis and jumping through foodser. Her favorite...

  5. There is no greater feeling than...

    Idk 'bout food, but my favorite team winning the superbowl is pretty kickass......

  6. Da fuck should we do with E-Jip?

    E-Gypt/Egypt(?)/E-Git.....something middle eastern, anyways....The REVOLUTION IS ON!!! I predicted this sometime ago, remember when I said, "join the revolution brothers!" :shifty: so like, what's everyone's views on the shit going down in Egypt? (oh shit, I think i spelled it right!)...

  7. Justin Beiber Reaches Deal With WWE

    you would think that ....

  8. TNA Pushing Younger Talent

    Oh, so like, the past couple years, this never crossed their mind? I was wondering why Scott Hall got a contract and Petey Williams got shown the door.....

  9. Favorite finishers/signature moves...

    kennedy's "Plunge" move from the turnbuckle.....when he'd lift a dude up and do like a roll forward and land on them. and mankind's "Mr socko"....I'd tried doing that all the time whenever me and my cousin's would wrestle....everyone would up and quit, be like "Dat Shit smell!" the worse...

  10. What is really good about the miz?????

    damn ni'gga ....chill, if you've got you're little shrine to miz, that's cool, just don't go all John Lemmons and shoot him.....MIZ don't sing for the beattles!!!!

  11. I Propose a Rule

    Holy fuck, kaedon's still alive?!?!?!.... jesus christ, this is like that vietnam movie where all the guys after the war are all like, "Hey Yo' man, wanna wear clown/mime makeup and rob shit while jerking off in the sewers?" I'd be the ni'gga that pimps everyone's girlfriends while their...

  12. Name your top ten favorite athletes all time.

    1. Aaron Rodgers 2. Bart Starr 3. Charles Woodson 4. Brett Favre 5. Reggie White 6. Donald Driver 7. Antonio Freemen 8. Clay Matthews 9. Ahman Green 10. and .....probably...... Ricky Bobby!

  13. What is really good about the miz?????

    WWE World Champions are like Presidents of America, I ain't voting for the guy, but everyone hops from one bandwagon to the other.....remember when it was "I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!" and everyone took nude photos of themselves doing the Orton Pose....or the "I slice my wrist and drink pepsi!"...

  14. Look at this

    Wow....just cuz 75% of the forums are ni'ggas don't make us lazy......My Ni'gga Fro is offended.... Off-topic: "where the hell can I download some hot GAY homosexual PORN!"

  15. The Official NXT Thread

    Dunno if this is the NAZI X group thread, but I said some stuff the last time i was on and I was kinda "Doggin'" on the current wrestlers (That mexican guy/NaziX) and idunno, guess I should apologize, I just saw the raw show at the bradley center and ....yeah, whatever, that gay little "WE ARE...

  16. Who will Del Rio face at Wrestlemania?

    ^ "great charisma and can wrestle really well and has da nurdz on his nutz"..... yeah and how'd MVP turn out.....what's the ratings been with jack swagger/miz? a bunch of wussy nobodies ain't impressin' me.....wwe's main event picture is like that slutty morgan fox movie, she'll suck off...

  17. Life on Mars?

    which reminds me, i hate that one show with all them skinny dudes and they talk like gays and yap about nerd shit.... like, I thought "nerds" were supposed to be like weed smellin' gamestop people with joker t-shirts and cumic books and that shit....

  18. Royal Rumble 2011

    ^ you get wet over predetermined results.......

  19. I thought wwe was pg and shit...

    I'm just curious...Axis, how RACIST are you against True Ni'ggas......?

  20. Who will Del Rio face at Wrestlemania?

    who the hell is del rio? is he another one of those "really really generic" name wrestlers thats like....the shit now?
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