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  1. Kurt Angle a father again, mother all messed up

    sure she didn't just have sex with me?....I've been known to send women to the hospital due to my contributions to the intense weiner care for women's vaginas foundation.
  2. HEY GUYS, WANNA SEE BATISTA'S DAUGHTER GETTING F*CKED?

    the bigger story is what was ladycockrod doing on a PORN website..... I think someone's got some Sticky Keyboards.....(walks backwards akwardly) *(after video)* "Hey that's the song on the XXX soundtrack!!!!....VINDIESEL LIVES!!!"
  3. Anyone ever tried Date Rape?

    yeah, this time ...me and tha' dawgz got locked up for gang banging a pillow in an alley.... so weez in jail chillin'....til i get a corn ball lookin' boner....that's when I shifted my eyes scientifically suspicious and asked the gaurds to hook me up with some Maple Syrup.....so...I start...
  4. Jeff Hardy shooting on CM Punk

    ummm...wtf, when did the hardys go all whacko ....is this like that brittany spears or Wha-KIN-Fee-NIX (bad guy from gladiator) when they went batshit for no reason and it's like...."Ok?"....
  5. I thought wwe was pg and shit...

    haven't watched a wrestling show since kurt angle and kennedy's cage match, so...like ...can someone explain to me why a bunch of emo dudes calling themselves NAZIs are running around getting in the way of the REAL feuds between MAIN EVENTERS...... I don't wanna see a bunch of create a...
  6. Quote on Rumble Change

    I know wrestling sucks now and that dudes that are spirit squad like are the "BIG" thing now....but mark henry and the little gay naXzi group can't possibly be the most popular now a days.
  7. Quote on Rumble Change

    40 guys?.....where they gonna get 40 guys?....are there divas and guys like gangrel and dlobrown and godfather gonna come out of retirement? what next, a 20 man money in the bank match, a 12 man elimination chamber match (2 ni'ggas in a pod/ 4 ni'ggas start da' match)
  8. Adult Swim

    I like the show with the macdonald food that talk and have that hairy fat neighbor dude....
  9. My dear legends...

    it should go without sayin' that I made rell popular.....I'm like undertaker lettin' maven drop kick me with his little chicken ni'gga legs.....it don't faze me.....so i'll job and vote tha' ni'gga in.
  10. Your TOP Likes and Dislikes in the year 2010

    Best of 2010: -John Kuhn -Blowing out the cowboys and vikings (which led to both head bitches gettin' castrated...) -Blowing out brett favre.... -beating the bears to clinch a playoff spot, also beating up michael vick and blowing out the giants. -mr anderson's "I'm an asshole!"...
  11. Lets take a test

    pffff.....5?.....ni'gga pllleeeeezzeeee.....i'm a hardcore pimp....showtime rejected MY reality tv show cuz it contains too much "Pornographic sex!" ....HBO and cinemax said, "Shit, after what we've seen, ni'ggas should have to pay to view yo' junk in women!...ya' heaRd?!"
  12. what entertains you

    peepshow tuckin' in his peepee and rubbing the bottom of his nutz like it's a pussy and moaning like a woman.....without noticing that I have his entire house wire-taped by private investigators I hired from the bahamas.
  13. The psychic poltergeist's predictions thread

    I predict the person/or team i cheer for will be in a posistion to win the big one....then get cock blocked by injuries or some gay shit.
  14. rip

    KenFan at TheBrianKenderick'sCondom's Funeral: "That english ni'gger was a good homie, complimented mr kennedy every night before he slept, he used my' ni'gga slang whenever he was viewing ninobrown's porn area of the forum....he played the xbox games that i thought about playing before i...
  15. Fuck No Mercy

    man, I remember playing that game and getting jumped by gerald briscoe backstage.....I think i was farooq or whatever....god, I unlocked cactus jack.....but freaking nintendo64 memory thing had short term memory loss and shit.
  16. Official Cricket Discussion Thread

    Re: Babe Request Section we need some fake troy palamaloo nude pics.... tbh.
  17. ImpactWrestlingForum.

    See what happens when white ni'ggers are allowed to look in da' porn section....any reasonable human would know that da' "PUSSY" is too hard for some to handle(durk knight/rell)....ya' heaRd hurr' furst.... FIST IT!!!!
  18. The Official Rage Test.

    fuck, one second in and I swear I had "wake up after eating funions and drinking stale milk" morning breathe.
  19. My Mission.

    Power Rangers Jungle Fury! nothing better than a spin off Rap lyrics: (jerkin' jerkin' jerkin' off to a spin-off')
  20. Fat slob, current worst wrestler alive and gullible idiot in training

    ^quit promoting other websites... shit man, I get it, fantasy hockey/football/wrestling/etc is cool and all, but we Hurr' at iwf dig da' fantasy porn ni'gga... da' illegallllll fantasy porn...(underaged asian hookers getting rammed)