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  1. Microsoft E3 conference, fucking awful

    That EA guy from south park
  2. Most Exciting Sport

    45 - 17 says the Packers are better than the Giants 48 - 21 says the Packers are better than the Falcons 31 - 25 says the Packers are the BEST! (does the D-X "suck it" taunt)
  3. TNA SLAMAVERSIRY IX

    Would have been funnier if instead of like, a PPV, it was Martin Luther King Jr Day.
  4. Randy Orton...

    Man, I think he needs to dial up the playbook and hit the sidewalk slam more often and use more ad-verbs in his promos and wear new kneepads. Doesn't matter, cause If He Can't Carry Khali to a 5 star match, then he's no Harley Race. CM Punk totally had to Carry him last week. (a week...
  5. Get outta here Dewey, you don't want no part of this shiiit

    (peepshow walks in on Rell Blowing some Guys in a small bathroom) Peepshow: "What are you all doing in here?!" Rell: "Get outta here Peepy, You don't want no part of this shit!" Peepshow: "Do penises smell like Fish." Rell: "no! and there's no side-effects, the jizz cools you down during the...
  6. Hey Nation, here's your exclusive for ya

    Ninobrown's Kinnect Game, "Get Some Pussy!" The more dynamic the motion, the more high impact the player's penis is.
  7. anyone know what the most recent xbox-live update did?

    ^ that explains why my shit goes off by itself whenever I'm on zune looking for "American Pimp"/"Monster's Ball". I'll be playing a game, get my groove on, get a good K/D ratio, then all of a sudden, TV goes blue and my xbox goes all red and shuts off. Then when I turn it back on, the...
  8. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

    I wouldn't mind kinda smaller multiplayer maps (not spawn in the same bathroom as a guy jerking off small thou). those last maps where so fucking huge, months after playing, I discovered different hiding locations (like you can go on the roller coasters). The Cod4 maps were pretty good, basic...
  9. Famous was a mod on here? rofl

    mid 07 - 09 = This Forum's Dynasty Superbowl Period. In that thread link, if you go down, you'll see that The Last Gunslinger was a beaner....wasn't he all racist and "Da' South Won!" hick and shit?
  10. Kharma out?

    Awesome Kong could flush her Fetus down the toilet if it cheers you up?
  11. I understand they're trying to make Sin Cara out to be a big deal, but the dim lights

    Re: I understand they're trying to make Sin Cara out to be a big deal, but the dim li I keep thinking it's a royal rumble and Goldust is entering the match during Sin Cara matches.
  12. Amazingly in depth look at Dixie Carter

    The article link and all that reading distracted me. That Ian Rotten dude showing up at a funeral reminded me of Big Show and Big Bossman. i went on that CZ wiki thing....some butthole did a "MS Paint" thread thing....
  13. Amazingly in depth look at Dixie Carter

    "Dixie Carter is Ian Rotten with a trust fund." I'm not a historian, but This part kinda stuck out for some reason and now I'm curious. Can anyone explain Who/What Ian Rotten is and wh....blah, just explain it to me. anyways, wow....just wow. The fact she's acting like a bitch to the...
  14. Brian Knobs is a tasteless cocksucker

    Bubba the Love Sponge vs Haiti Brian Knobbs vs Macho Man... Hogan has some messed up buddies....
  15. 403 Forbiden...come on IWF

    IWF was this site's WWE Name... All Pro Fo....All Wrestling ....fighter? AW...Forums is this site's TNA name....
  16. Famous was a mod on here? rofl

    ROFL..... that show is fucking old!... that picture ...like, was like when a hypnotist makes a person with alien abduction dreams remember supressed ni'gga shit.... made me remember that shitty show existed...
  17. Marine Corps Recruitment vs. Army Recruitment

    marine guy put his finger on the mexican soldier's forehead... RACISM!!!!
  18. I've been here for almost 5 years now...

    I've seen what rell's been up to...:jake: peekaboo!
  19. Punk-Heyman-Austin Twitter stuff.

    I think this is a social satire on the stock market, Stone cold is white people, Paul Heymen is a guy, CM Punk is Mexicans!
  20. TNA SLAMAVERSIRY IX

    It's a place where TNA wrestlers spit on the American Flag, molest children and lick their tears, and giggle about stealing WWE wrestler's virginity and other immoral stuff, cause TNA is pure evil and WWE is Pure Good.