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  1. Man, That Birthday Thread Sure Was Exciting...

    * Couple Days Ago * KenFan: "Wass-up Guys! ...(crickets), c'mon...guess what day it is. (crickets fucking).... :roll: c'mon." Axis: "Ummm... Ric Flair's Viagra Day?" Rell: " Obama lynches White People day?" DurkKnight: "Clown Dick all up in my ass day?" KenFan: " .... :huh: ya' serious?"

  2. The Truth.

    Is this gonna be like "Red Dead Redemption" ? where the government wants that old outlaw to kill all the remaining outlaws in the wild west so the U.S. can get laws or some shit... cuz I'll lynch Rell if it helps

  3. Out of boredom, would you steal someone else's girlfriend?

    I'd steal Hayley Williams.... make her my hooker, force her to "tease" peepshow, then STEAL HER AWAY with my ..... (cool looking) car. Force her to blow a brotha' in the backseat while I spin in doughnuts in a parking lot.

  4. WTF?

    Does Jimmy Hart actually age at all? Guy's been skinny w/dark hair and sunglasses w/the same voice since like.... the 80's. I understand there's cosmetics and what not, but it's 2011. This is unnatural.... (vampire?)

  5. Alex Riley

    Wonder if people on the internet back in the day thought I.R.S had Hulk Hogan potential.

  6. Pyro.

    ^ I doubt it's nation.....we got traffic devices on him...

  7. Why is this?

    Shit, if deez' "Viewers/guests" saw some Titz' we'd be the highest rated forums..... idk if Fuzzy can post some pube pics, but it'd be a ratings raiser.... Fuzzy's Pubes on a Poll Match?

  8. Out of boredom, would you steal someone else's girlfriend?

    well, what's the situation? We talking a neighbor/someone 'we' know or just some chick and no fear of an altercation? Or is it a "sex simulation" thing? A 3 way Role Play thing where it's some fucked up phobea(?) the couple has... Like, cause I know a guy who wants to have his wife watch...

  9. Sore Losers

    ^ they're lucky I ain't a cop, I'd start swinging away at the guy's head with my night stick and probably slam that night stick up her bussy.... she'd be all like, "ouch! you're pleasing me, unlike my gay smurf protestor boyfriend...."

  10. "I'm your huckleberry."

    Anyone ever watch those post apocalyptic wasteland movies and there's that part where that new guy with a tight butthole shows up to the surrounded by desert and filled with cannibals village. Then we rob the new bit'ch and make him blow us.... *bets cigerattes with rell on how long the new...

  11. Are These New X-Men related to Old ones?

    ^ good thing you didn't tell 'em about robeck-ka rooo-mane staaa-most.

  12. Oh look PS3 has another major exlusive out now. Poor 360 ):

    ^ christian(peepshoe) went from TNA (PS3) to WWE (360)..... i think, idk.

  13. Sony announces PlayStation branded TV 3D/HD bundle with R3 and glasses

    can you watch blu-ray porn in 3D?

  14. apparently, her vagina isn't handicap...

    I'm Guessing The Abortion Doctor missed.

  15. Famous was a mod on here? rofl

    ^ that'd suck, have a bunch of fucking eyes staring at you everytime you took out the trash, if a neighbor is having a gay slumber party, there'd be cars in your parking space, you can't play call of duty or watch sports cause neighbors will be giggling and saying "What an angry hunk of shit!"...

  16. Are These New X-Men related to Old ones?

    Just went on an X-Men viewing bend. :huh: Basically.... Idk, caught wind of some shit that got me thinking. :g: Is that SaberTeeth guy in Wolverine the same one in X-men 1? and that big ass house where that old cripple guy molests Blue kids; like in x2 it's in new york, in ...that one...

  17. Oh look PS3 has another major exlusive out now. Poor 360 ):

    or K-Mart and Wal-Mart. No one goes into K-Mart anymore (unless it's to stick your dick in that "Blood Pressure Tester" thing for human arms)

  18. Famous was a mod on here? rofl

    Is that the guy from that "48 hrs" movie.... Like when Berry Pepper is partying it up in a night club, that guy is all standing there akwardly, and he's all like "Dude, our Bro is going to jail." and Berry is all like, "That's no problem, I've got a big dick (dances) ." Then edward norton...

  19. Goodbye, I'm moving on

    Wire Tapped Dat Shit.... just like..... THE WIRE!

  20. Halo 4 starts a new trilogy

    Halo Takes place in space ...right?
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