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  1. Question on Christopher Daniels

    ^ Jesse Neal... Eric Young, Bobby Road, Rellik. idk, but I think Daniels is probably gonna have like, a couple matches, then vanish from TNA tv ... kinda all they do with him. don't use him, don't use him, have him wrestle for 4 mins on Impact, don't use him, don't use him, don't use him, make...
  2. The Thread of God aka CM Punk

    Kinda had Two Thoughts on this: The Non Thought out, on the spot thought: "Ka Wha-Wha, what a whiney emo bitch, sitting down lookin' like he gon' slice his own wrists over some friggin' wrestling politics. I'm sure some war veterans wouldn't mind that million some dollars you make!" The...
  3. Chavo Guerrero Released.

    Back in the day, who would have thought that in 2011, the only guerrero left in WWE would have been ...Vickie?
  4. Paul Heyman is a Genius

    ^ so what's your idea then? "Daniel Bryan comes in and wrestles for 37 straight hours with Samoa Joe, in the end, neither man taps or gets pinned, they handshake each other's nuts and say This One's for Ring of Honor...in front of a tv audience of 0.08"
  5. Batista on possible return and Mason Ryan

    Is Mason Ryan that guy with that shitty finisher?
  6. King of the Forum Round 1

    Oooh....I voted for that c9 guy.
  7. Favorite Mid-card Feud?

    Do Tag Team Feuds count? Cause mine would be the Edge & Christian vs Hardy Boyz vs Dudley Boyz. I mean, you've got the one on one matches, the 2 on 2 Ladder Matches, the 2 on 2 Tables matches, the triangle Tag Ladder match, the TLC matches.
  8. The moment you got hooked...

    Think it was in like 97, my cousins and I always hung out with each other, so we were playing those "WCW/NWO" games and we'd always watch those 1 hour videotapes about a wrestler. (like Goldberg: Who's NExt?, The Rock Says!, Undertaker: Phenom!). And we were kids so we'd be like, instead of...
  9. Crummy Video Game Ideas Anyone?

    or like, a game like "Manhunt", but in this one, you're a guy in a lockerroom and you gotta avoid getting raped by football players.... like being stealthy, and if they see you, they'll rub baby oil on their dicks and come running at you.
  10. I think it's time for King of the Forum 2011-2012

    ^ think you're just seeing stuff bro....
  11. Why Zack Ryder has been treated like s*** lately

    LMAO...what a dick move, vince has a pretty mean sense of humor (thinking of katey vick/jim ross's colon skit.) but Man, that's kinda funny if you think about it...teehee.
  12. Paul Heyman is a Genius

    Probably cause the guys back then were actually trained and were in "fit" wrestler shape (like 210 -280 pounds) compared to the current backyard average joe (170 pound out of shape) indy guys nowadays. by the way, wtf axis, that was an awesome idea from Heyman (alot better than Old Guy Stable...
  13. How Pro Wrestling Bookers Would've Booked the NBA Finals

    Paul Heyman: Heat are up by 22 with one quarter of basketball to be played in Game 7. Mavs inbound the ball to start the quarter. Lights go out. When they come back up, Steve Nash is holding the ball over his head at center court in a Dallas Mavericks jersey, right in front of LeBron, staring...
  14. I think it's time for King of the Forum 2011-2012

    What, cuz i'm black, I'm associated with horse fuckers? ...with all the RACIAL PROFILING Goin' on hurr.... ya' damn skippy i'm gonna win this tourney.....for the rock.
  15. The Truth.

    we could blame obama for the forum activity situation... (kenfan puts on glenn beck costume) KenFan: "This ...(points at picture of rell)...ni'gger! hates white members! he believes in free positive reputation handouts to freeloading black members! lynch him! he's a nazi!"
  16. I think it's time for King of the Forum 2011-2012

    Huge Underdog in this one... I'm the only blue ni'gger.
  17. Is Sting Trying To be "Joker" now Instead of "Crow"?

    Idk if yesterday was like a glitch or something, but Impact Wrestling was on last night in America. nothing else was on so I tuned in. * There was a pretty good (solid) 3 way match with cruiserweight/xdivision guys. * That Meaty Beautiful person chick got beat up by fat chicks after fighting...
  18. WWE Tough Enough Discussion

    TBH, this was really the only wrestling related show I bothered watching consistently. not a big fan of "reality" shows, but seeing Booker T yap, Trish look hot, Stone Cold no BS'ing, or Bob Deboo beating on kids, idk. I liked it ...for some reason.
  19. Crummy Video Game Ideas Anyone?

    So like... idk, throw it out there (i don't work for anyone :jake: ). Like, I got one. A Prison RPG (those decision games like fallout3) ... You're in jail and you can choose choices (like get "turned out"/ or become a "bad-ass"). and those choices have affect/effect(I'm hood)s on...
  20. Epic Rap Battles of History

    I loved the one where that guy hired a hit on that other guy and that dead guy's posse went on a retailiation hit on that other guy.... meanwhile, P.Diddy has a new album coming out.