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  1. I guess RVD doesn't equal ratings

    I could have told you that years ago

  2. Edge on RAW! You Know what that means!

    You know what that means? More unexciting pushes for Edge that wind up with incomplete feuds, injury time off and transitional championships.

  3. Has this pissed anyone else off?

    I know Kofi doesn't have any secret mega talent locked inside of him, that's why I compared him to Rocky Maivia 1996 in the first place. I know you were only 2 years old and likely don't remember Dwayne Johnson's first run, but he was fucking terrible. His finisher was an ARMBAR. All he did was...

  4. 10k Run - 6.2 Miles

    Had to do it a few times. Had to run 4 miles with a 45 pound rucksack a few times too. The easiest way to train up for a 10k is to interval train. Run 1 mile. Stop and breathe for about 2-3 minutes. Run another mile. Stop and breathe for about 2-3 minutes. If you do that for every mile, and...

  5. It's official, I don't know anything

    Would have been mo' awesome if it had been Alex Shelley

  6. Has this pissed anyone else off?

    That's why I said Rocky Maivia, you dumbfuck. Learn the difference. Rocky Maivia was a lame, "blue chipper" face that debuted at Survivor Series '96 and didn't do ANYTHING exciting, just smiled alot and was an uber stale vanilla face.

  7. Push new talent

    Who are Shamus and Swaggert? They sound like pretty tough dudes?

  8. Matt Hardy comments on McIntyre

    Ahh that's right.... Wasn't sure if it was gay swashbuckler or homo pirate that I used previously. Let's make it an IWF meme: Drew McIntyre shall now be called "The Gay Swashbuckler" on the forums.

  9. Bring it back!

    ^dude, that is seriously a good idea. Repped

  10. Has this pissed anyone else off?

    Kofi Kingston the 2010 version of Rocky Maivia I made a thread about it last year. He just smiles alot and never talks. He's a one dimensional character that won't ever be able to evolve, unless the WWE goes back to a more adult oriented direction and transforms Kofi into a Voodoo believing...

  11. Matt Hardy comments on McIntyre

    Being handed stuff isn't a gimmick. He's just big, so he gets a push. He's lame as fuck and it's sad he's holding a belt and boring people to tears.

  12. Matt Hardy comments on McIntyre

    Well...Matt is right. Drew "Crowd Killer" McIntyre is boring as fuck and has the marketability of a homosexual pirate. He's said maybe what...3 lines and has been given a title.

  13. The reason Knox was released.

    Knox got fat. End of story.

  14. Jeff Hardy Disses Last Week's WWE RAW

    Jeff Drug Test Hardy was complaining? We all know it was bad but He's on a show where the main storyline focus is on 2 old, dry men that can barely walk! Yeah it was bad, but when has any segment involving Hogan, Flair, Nash, Hall, Waltman, Nastyz, Jimmy Hart, RVD, Sting and Eric Bischoff been good?

  15. Batista Retirement Update

    I can see Batista as a movie star. Maybe not a leading star, but in a supporting cast kind of way. Sort of how Jesse Ventura supported Arnold back in the '80's in a couple of movies.

  16. Diva Attacked by Stalker

    She's texting how she actually talks in real life.

  17. Is Swagger A Transitional Champion?

    Yes, he will be a transitional paper champion. They're taking the Chris Jericho gets HUMILIATED and BURIED by HHH repeatedly back in 2002 storyline, isn't that obvious?

  18. OZZFEST 2010 Line up

    Drowning Pool, Jonathan Davis, Sevendust, Kingdom of Sorrow, Serj Tankian, Hellyeah and Metallica$h? GTFO of here! Almost as bad as the Rockstar Energy Mayhem tour line up. Save your money and go to Maryland Death Festival or the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival. Or the Summer...

  19. WWE Universe Planning to Riot.

    Why didn't they fire Mark Henry and Drew McIntyre

  20. Mark Henry Arrested Because of a "Little Punk Bitch"

    Getting arrested is more exciting than anything he's done in 10+ years of work for the WWE. btw, you have just about the most homosexual signature I think I've ever seen by a professed "straight male"
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