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  1. Hey Fellas

    When's the model coming back, lhr?
  2. Dark Knight follow-up finally gets release date

    Shit. Still two years away. If they stay away from the Catwoman story and cast correctly, I'm sure it will be worth the wait!
  3. Hey Fellas

    Yeah because colors and E-titles matter in real life.
  4. So iwas on chat roulette with someone famous

    He showed you his penis, didn't he?
  5. Expect RVDs title run to last awhile

    You can't spell oVerRateD without the letters R-V-D. Expect the ratings and profits to continue falling as long as his title reign lasts.
  6. Backstage News on Vince/Finlay

    Do you guys think him as a manager for Sheamus would work? I know it's not really related to the topic, but I could see it.
  7. Who needs a coffin?

    Wow is that cheesy as shit. Crotch rockets are for fags anyways.
  8. Praise Jesus! TNA is saved!

    ^Heh heh heh, I'm a Warrior mark and would love that! (I don't think it would help the falling ratings though :( )
  9. TNA interested in Team Angle

    Good luck to Haas abnd Benjamin. They could get some decent feuds going with Beer money and the MCMG.
  10. Drew McIntrye Or Cody Rhodes?

    The Gay Swashbuckler is getting killed at the present tally: 14-5 in favor of Duthty Rhodesth' son :)
  11. SummerMania Poster

    WTF...lol I see no Steiner on the card. FAAAAT ASSSSEEEESSSS!!!! (Botchamania/Steinermania reference)
  12. Drew McIntrye Or Cody Rhodes?

    He's said maybe one or two lines in the last 3 months, and that was in a conversation with Teddy Long and it was delivered so low you couldn't even hear it. Find me one instance in the last 3 months where he's said "The Party's Over" Face it, your guy is BOOOOORRRRIIIINNGGGGGG as shit.
  13. Backstage News on Vince/Finlay

    Good stuff. The only other role I can see him doing is being a manager for Sheamus. (oddly enough, I could see that working....)
  14. Praise Jesus! TNA is saved!

    Hogan got him his job in TNA because he eats Hogan's ass just like Jimmy Hart, the Nastyz, Brutus Beefcake (Ed Leslie), and whoever else is almost in a wheelchair and getting airtime on TNA
  15. Your 10 Most Disliked Wrestlers

    John Cena (Let's give him ANOTHER title run!) Edge (His spear and other moves look like they have no power or force behind them) Ezekiel Jackson (Generic Big Man with no talent!) Test (see above) RVD (1996 is that way. Go back. Please.) Great Khali (This guy was a champion? Really?) Drew...
  16. Praise Jesus! TNA is saved!

    Ed Leslie is on his way to TNA as well.. You KNOW I'm right. He WILL show up.
  17. Drew McIntrye Or Cody Rhodes?

    Thank you. The Gay Swashbuckler is as boring as paint drying or grass growing. Like Axis said, I can hear roaches fucking when he's on camera. Let's go over the Drew McIntyre checklist: 1: Generic looking? Check. 2: Awful entrance music? Check. 3: No discernable character or anything...
  18. Favorite Themes

    Other than Undertaker's, HHH's, Jon Morrison's and Punk's themes, everybody else's themes are post grunge butt rock or nu-metal and automatically FAIL. HARD. The worst theme music has to be either Edge, Kane or Jack Swagger. Swagger's sounds like a poor man's Rage Against the Machine.
  19. How talent has changed

    This is true. Although the Gay Swashbuckler (because that's what he looks like-a gay pirate) gimmick may attract the gay community, you never know.
  20. How talent has changed

    They have an AWESOME roster right now, talent wise. The reason nobody is overly interested is because the WWE won't go back to the Kayfabe days of the early '90's and shoot vignettes and promos to build an actual "character" to a wrestler. 90% of the roster is just "Guy in black/whatever...