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  1. Favorite Themes

    This. WWE music is so bad they have Nickleback as the RAW theme music.
  2. WWE receives terroristic threats...because of Mickie James

    That's not terrorism. If he was C4 and was screaming Allahu Snackbar!, wearing a turban and driving a golf cart packed with explosives into the main lobby of Titan Towers it'd be terrorism.
  3. Real Reason Smackdown was stripped down in the draft.

    Smackdown has been TERRIBLE for years though. They put comedy segments and annoying characters on that show on purpose. It's even more PG than Raw is. It's a freakin cartoon show.
  4. another ~BiG! AnNoUncEmEnT!~ from your favorite wrestling promotion

    It'd be nice is Smackdown went back to Tuhursdays and went live rather than taping. Then we wouldn't have to hear canned crowd noise for no-draws like the Divas, Chavo, JTG/Shad etc
  5. CM Punk attacked by female fan at show

    Reminds me of how in th Botchamanias they show Jericho and Randy Savage getting attacked by fans numerous times.
  6. Another Has Been on his way to TNA

    So it's only a matter of time before Horace Hogan, Buff Bagwell, The Kiss Demon and Goldberg come back to squash the TNA originals, am I right?
  7. TNA is a rinky dink, 2nd rate company

    The company died when Hogan came to town
  8. Man 'Survives Without Food or Water' For 65 Years

    Yeah he's able to generate "energy". Riiight. Bullshit
  9. Scott Steiner Slams WWE's Wellness Policy

    I wish Anderson or Lance Cade had used a line similar to Steiner's regarding the Wellness Policy: "I told WWE to have John Cena and Batista to pick me up in a limo then we could go test together"
  10. Arizona Passes Law On Illegal Immigration

    This is a step in the right direction, IMO. It's not perfect, and it seems like it's making one group of people out to be "profiled", but in the interest of fairness to other immigrants who've had to wait their turn, and who DON'T have the covenience and leisure to step over a fence (ex...
  11. MUST SEE: The Iron Sheik verbally rapes Bubba "The Human Garbage" Sponge!!!!

    It's probably fake but it's still funny as shit. But on the other hand, I'm not sure if Sheik ever really learned proper grammar when it came to his learning of the English language so who knows? Perhaps he types as he thinks/speaks, ya know?
  12. Hey

    Where's Electric Funeral? Oh.. I mean The_Model? I know you had to change his diapers and wipe his old, saggy ass this morning, but he needs to come back here as it delivered.
  13. JR's contract expires today....

    I think he was referring to Cena as well, since Cena decided to be guest host that night. It was lame as fuck too. Good luck to JR. If he heads to TNA he needs to be given control of the company and needs to CLEAN HOUSE with about 60% of the active roster
  14. How Much Wrestling On WWE TV 4/26-4/30

    Thanks for posting this. Always interesting. Just goes to show you how much more wrestling is truly needed. I'd be interested to see what the 1980's and early 1990's shows were like statistically versus nowadays. I swear Superstars had longer matches, although they always showed jobber...
  15. Hey

    Troll face is appropriate for a real life internet troll, lol.
  16. Hey

    Pancake batter face, rats nest for hair and is married to The_Model. Life hilarity.
  17. Hey Fellas

    William Fucking Regal is from Blackpool. Up the punx
  18. Probably the hardest thing I've ever had to say on here

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  19. Hey

    ^You're sucking up to that pancake batter face trollop? Sad. Just sad.