The Political Thread

[Barry Poppins]

Trump wants Iran to unconditionally surrender, because that's always worked in the past...

 

[Barry Poppins]

And now he's threatening to invade Cuba.

 

[Chris]

This is very specific to me and just me but USPS has suspended international shipping to like everywhere bc our government is falling apart and can't do basic services so now my fiancees dress is stuck in Pakistan and we have no options a month and a half before the wedding. And America is stupid and racist so you can't even find them here to buy locally. I fucking hate this country

 

[Chris]

Can't afford shit besides bombing girls schools and saying oops thought it was a naval base

 

[Barry Poppins]

The people allowed this shit to happen and now they're reaping what they're sowing, both the fucking idiots who voted for Trump and the People who stayed home and didn't bother giving a shit.

 

[Chris]

And the spineless Republicans in Congress or even locally that suck up every bit of that trump juice they can because they have no morals. It goes so far down, everyone looks for ways to be technically right. Absolute cretins

 

[Chris]

I don't even care if it's because they're squirmy about reelection, the very few Republicans actually speaking out even a little need to get some credit and we need to bury the rest as far as we can and never look back. I'll take half morals vs this corrupt bullshit

 

[Chris]

The Texas Senate primary is going to a runoff because the two idiots running couldn't convince the voters they sucked Trump's dick harder than the other, that was the entirety of their campaign ads

 

[King Kong Booty]

The Texas Senate primary is going to a runoff because the two idiots running couldn't convince the voters they sucked Trump's dick harder than the other, that was the entirety of their campaign ads

isn’t it the sham wow guy and Mark Teixtera?

 

[Chris]

I voted for Jasmine Crockett in the Democrat primary and she barely lost, not too pressed about it bc this is still Texas and the Bible thumping guy that win is still pretty good IMO. The "angry black woman" did better than I would have expected

 

[Chris]

isn’t it the sham wow guy and Mark Teixtera?

it's John corryn vs Ken Paxton, both been in our government forever and should have never been elected in the first place

 

[King Kong Booty]

Ok I know those two were running somewhere for something

 

[Chris]

John Corryn pretended he wasn't a Trumphead for like a year and he might lose bc of it but about 6 months before he got elected again he was right back under him sucking up shit

 

[King Kong Booty]

Mark Teixeira Wins Big in GOP Primary for Congressman Chip Roy's Seat

The former baseball star won the GOP ticket by a 50 point difference.

thetexan.news

 

[King Kong Booty]

Glad I was at least kinda right