Justin Bieber

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J

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...Is the man plain and simple. I don't care what anyone says that 16 year old can sing. Also the funny part is 90% of the dudes that don't like him only hate him cause they know that lil 15 year old could take there girl from them without breaking a sweat.
 

J

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*Booker T enters thread*

Tell me he didn't just say that.

*Exits*
 

Beer

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I'm willing to bet the reason that most people don't like him is because he can't sing and not the fact that he can take there women. For a start. He probably can't. Unless you're saying you know lots of women of over 20 who would ditch there husbands/boyfriends for a 15 year old who looks like a 12 year old?
 

seX-Power

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Justin Bieber fact #1: Justin bieber is the reason there is aids and genital warts. not because he spread them, but because nature must take out its anger on humanity for letting this talentless fuck record music and breathe precious air.

Justin Bieber fact #2: Justin Bieber lacks things women prefer like strength, facial hair or the ability to ejaculate.

Justin Bieber fact #3: If justin bieber was a dinosaur, he would prefer to be called a megasorass, not, infact, a megasauras.

Justin Bieber fact #4: Justin Bieber is a self-proclaimed gangster. Have you heard him say shawty? Usher has given us one great douche alright.

Justin Bieber fact #5: Justin Bieber's only known gift to modern day society is the day monday. So thanks kid, you've also given us another reason to hate you.

Justin Bieber fact # 6: Justin Bieber says that he remembers both of his coming out experiences. His first one was his birth where he literally came out and his second was from the close where he figuratively did. They both weren't too long ago. Either way, he has yet to cum out.

Justin Bieber Fact #7: Bo Burnham's famous song "My Whole Family" is loosley based off of a day in the life of Justin Bieber. He just added "my whole family THINKS i'm gay" to level the playing field a little.

Justin Bieber Fact #8: Even Lance Armstrong has more testicles than Justin Bieber. And he only has 1. The only thing Justin has more of is holes.

Justin Bieber Fact #9: The only action Justin Bieber gets from a girl is when his mommy has to kiss him on the forehead and say she’s sorry for not having the father use a condom.

Justin Bieber Fact # 10: Justin Bieber isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed … but he is the biggest one.

Justin Bieber Fact # 11: Justin Bieber had a girl in his video to which he told “your world is my world”. Well, her world must consist of wetting the bed, action figures, and possibly even formula milk. Clever enough Michael Hoang?

Justin Bieber Fact # 12: Justin Bieber is like smoking, the damage he does to people should be illegal, yet some people actually want it around. Over-hearing a Justin bieber song is the equivalent of second hand smoke. It’s the same thing for smoking; please go outside while you listen. No one wants that around. Plus it’s illegal in most places in Illinois.

Justin Bieber Fact # 13: Justin Bieber is so sensitive that the economy has disrupted his menstrual cycle. Period.
 

JurassicBonez

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Meh, he's alright. He has catchy tones. One of his songs was stuck in my head when I 1st it and I had no idea who he was.... don't remember the song now though.
 

seX-Power

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Famous makes music?

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seX-Power

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Well if you combine both smurfs, it just might be enough. Maybe.
 

Famou$ 187

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Kid has alot of potential to be something good,he's already been talking to Diddy & usher,big names at a young age. I like his songs.
 

straight_edge76

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meh.. I've seen a video on MTV. Doesn't spark my interest he will be out of the music industry in 5 years TOPS.