Justin Bieber fact #1: Justin bieber is the reason there is aids and genital warts. not because he spread them, but because nature must take out its anger on humanity for letting this talentless fuck record music and breathe precious air.
Justin Bieber fact #2: Justin Bieber lacks things women prefer like strength, facial hair or the ability to ejaculate.
Justin Bieber fact #3: If justin bieber was a dinosaur, he would prefer to be called a megasorass, not, infact, a megasauras.
Justin Bieber fact #4: Justin Bieber is a self-proclaimed gangster. Have you heard him say shawty? Usher has given us one great douche alright.
Justin Bieber fact #5: Justin Bieber's only known gift to modern day society is the day monday. So thanks kid, you've also given us another reason to hate you.
Justin Bieber fact # 6: Justin Bieber says that he remembers both of his coming out experiences. His first one was his birth where he literally came out and his second was from the close where he figuratively did. They both weren't too long ago. Either way, he has yet to cum out.
Justin Bieber Fact #7: Bo Burnham's famous song "My Whole Family" is loosley based off of a day in the life of Justin Bieber. He just added "my whole family THINKS i'm gay" to level the playing field a little.
Justin Bieber Fact #8: Even Lance Armstrong has more testicles than Justin Bieber. And he only has 1. The only thing Justin has more of is holes.
Justin Bieber Fact #9: The only action Justin Bieber gets from a girl is when his mommy has to kiss him on the forehead and say she’s sorry for not having the father use a condom.
Justin Bieber Fact # 10: Justin Bieber isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed … but he is the biggest one.
Justin Bieber Fact # 11: Justin Bieber had a girl in his video to which he told “your world is my world”. Well, her world must consist of wetting the bed, action figures, and possibly even formula milk. Clever enough Michael Hoang?
Justin Bieber Fact # 12: Justin Bieber is like smoking, the damage he does to people should be illegal, yet some people actually want it around. Over-hearing a Justin bieber song is the equivalent of second hand smoke. It’s the same thing for smoking; please go outside while you listen. No one wants that around. Plus it’s illegal in most places in Illinois.
Justin Bieber Fact # 13: Justin Bieber is so sensitive that the economy has disrupted his menstrual cycle. Period.
