BOTS 9-7 YEEEEHAWWW Country 2.0

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I'd like to remind everybody that country songs generally fall into only a few categories.

Leavin' Songs: She done left.

Lovin' Songs: She done came back.

Cheatin' Songs: The hussy done left again with my best friend. I sure miss him.

Drinkin' Songs: At least whiskey won't leave me.

Train/truck Songs: They rode the train out of town. I'll penny the track for revenge.

Prison Songs: They take derailing seriously in Mississippi.

Cowboy Songs: I can't even go 8 seconds in a prison rodeo.

Silly Songs: I wonder if her one toothed sister still lives in Tupelo.
 

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I had a chance to listen to some of the entries and a few of them I had to ask for another song since I had specifically asked for more traditional country not country other genre hybrids. Guys please read the information I post.
 

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I'd like to remind everybody that country songs generally fall into only a few categories.

Leavin' Songs: She done left.

Lovin' Songs: She done came back.

Cheatin' Songs: The hussy done left again with my best friend. I sure miss him.

Drinkin' Songs: At least whiskey won't leave me.

Train/truck Songs: They rode the train out of town. I'll penny the track for revenge.

Prison Songs: They take derailing seriously in Mississippi.

Cowboy Songs: I can't even go 8 seconds in a prison rodeo.

Silly Songs: I wonder if her one toothed sister still lives in Tupelo.
I saw a meme on Facebook a while back that said "With the rise of self-driving cars, it's only a matter of time until someone writes a country song about a man's truck leaving him."
 

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I saw a meme on Facebook a while back that said "With the rise of self-driving cars, it's only a matter of time until someone writes a country song about a man's truck leaving him."
A friend told me this joke when I was in school.
What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your wife, your dog, and your truck back.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? four: one to screw it in and three to complain about how much they miss the old one.
 

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I used to joke that country was chicken plucking and cat stomping.
 

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Voting is up don’t be bitches and dilly dally just rip the bandaid off
 
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I'm listening to songs and voting now.
 
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from skimming at the songs. might be one of the best rounds in BOTS history.