I'd like to remind everybody that country songs generally fall into only a few categories.
Leavin' Songs: She done left.
Lovin' Songs: She done came back.
Cheatin' Songs: The hussy done left again with my best friend. I sure miss him.
Drinkin' Songs: At least whiskey won't leave me.
Train/truck Songs: They rode the train out of town. I'll penny the track for revenge.
Prison Songs: They take derailing seriously in Mississippi.
Cowboy Songs: I can't even go 8 seconds in a prison rodeo.
Silly Songs: I wonder if her one toothed sister still lives in Tupelo.