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  1. KenFan's Last Dance as a Flamer....(Retire Me)...(for now)...

    Alright...much like the Ni'ggaz before me such as Brett Favre and Ric Flair....the Greats gotz ta retire at some point....:shocked: But No Need to Fear....cause tha KenFlaming Machine:Torch_anim: is ready for one last showdown...at the Greatest Forum where I first ever registered...
  2. Virginity Appreciation Thread

    Creed Guy(wanna be Geed-Guy) : "And I'm six feet from a dick and i'm thinking...6 inches ain't too long..."
  3. Virginity Appreciation Thread

    uhhh yea....hmm...weird... I'm gonna like...make a pussy pounding reports part three....so like...no comment on these PUSSY ASS CREED JAMMING MUTHA FUCKING VIRgins...Gayass pussys can't get none cause they ain't kenfan...I been tapping tha Slutty/Emo/Preppy/Country and Minority Pussy for...
  4. Check da' Bro Above You thread.

    ^just so happens to be a n'igga...and happens to be cool...but since this is the "CHECK"ing thread...that means I have no choice... *KenFan whispers: "I'm sorry...I'd pounge you"* Then K'Top'Pops Kronkik
  5. Check da' Bro Above You thread.

    ^pffffttt...punk ass pussy ass wanna be Nig...ya ain't down enough to join tha G-Ranks...
  6. 10 WWE Matches I want To See The Most in 2008!

    BATISTA VS JOHN CENA: Just seems like a Main Event and I'm sure both guys can bring it...some fans might boo it right from the get go...But I'm sure both Cena and Batista can steal a show...much like that Umaga-Cena LastMan Standing Match...where people were booing it and starting a "we want...
  7. Pick up lines!!!

    ohhh yeah..don't forget... "ONE WEEK" by tha Barenaked Ladies....
  8. Pick up lines!!!

    -PICK UP LINE ONE: Guy Walks up to a chick on the sidewalk Guy: "Yo...Lemmie Sidewalk slam my Weiner iN ya..." Girl: "Damn...youz fo-sizzle?" Guy: "Yepp-o...now lemmie lube up quickly." -PICK UP LINE TWO: Guy: "Yo..Let me Pinch Yo Pussy with my penis." Girl giggles before saying...
  9. Lets call this my e-head on a pike.

    I think like..Five Stars is Tna in this case and IWF is WWE and like the pm's those mods from there been sending is like their version of the "Lets fly an airplane over the citrus bowl duing Wrestlemania"....kind of way of advertising...kind of a gay way to do it..but its actually kind of...
  10. Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    KENNEDY!!!! Anyways...Pretty Cool Show They had the tag team matches Regal/Orton...where it looked like orton might have had a damn broken neck after that botched up looking suplex by Regal... Triple H/JBL seems like a ppv main event...but hey...got to see it on free television..but Gaywad...
  11. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Movie 2012

    Santa Monica by Theory of a Deadman... I think its about....some gay guy singing bout his bro when his bro has to go out on a bus in L.A. so as to pick up some groceries and such...either way...pretty good song...I think it'd be better if it was about ...a ...ya know...a "CHICK" not a...
  12. Happy Birthday to Mike Chaos!

    word.......
  13. King of the Ring... Coming back?

    KING KENNEDY!!!! KENNEDY!!!! Hellz Yeah...whoa..what tha Fudge!?!(I know..can't say fooUCK..cause like i'll get sent back to purgatory) anywho...since KENFAN is BACK IN THE MAIN FORUMS...I reckon its about that time for me to whip out my Japanese Dojo training to become a good poster...
  14. Happy Birthday to Mike Chaos!

    *Puddle
  15. Happy Birthday to Mike Chaos!

    yeah like i'm a birthday bashing Buddy that gives a fuck......by tha way anywho...What?...want me to arm fuck him while he's flexing his man muscles or something? cause...ya know my dicks kind of a big deal...they even made a song about it...its called "My Dick Fucking Hates Me" by tha Poodle...
  16. I'm sorry IWF

    *booty call.....
  17. I'm sorry IWF

    Well FUCK!!! Could've Told me that before....shit...now i'm gonna get raped and have my dick chopped off like tha Valbowski:paperbag3: Cause Like I've been Loyal to IWF til i thought i got permenatley banned back in december...so like i said "shit...the fuck am I gonna do now?!"...and then...
  18. What Are Your Favorite "CREED" songs?....

    Tha Band CREED....Makers of Many Hit Songs......:euro: My favorite Creed song is that "CAN YOU FUCK ME....HARDER....til tha LIghts Disappear.." or some like shit like that...ya know..either way its that TItan A.E. song...so you probably heard tha creed song that i'm talking about....its...
  19. Its 12:30am (aprox).......

    C'mon...Ca-MON!!!! Ca-MON!!!! C'mon man....Fuck....
  20. Its 12:30am (aprox).......

    C'mon man...I'll Hump Yo Titties with my Man Dick.....c'mon...it'll tickle...