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  1. I think I'm supposed to retire KenFan and shit, so like....yeah

    well I just so happen to have an inside source that was present during you and kaedon's "qaulity" time together...:jawdrop: ya know...that time you two spent...:brows: example>>>>:smileysex5: but seriously...I'll post those photos here rell...don't make me.....cause I...

  2. I think I'm supposed to retire KenFan and shit, so like....yeah

    :smoke: well Kelly qwan'eth tha castrated ne'gro rell; the chocalte rain looking big lipped pussy ass busta pa dar with a zillion accounts and that basically comes here so as to stick to everyone's dick here like a used condom.... tries to get banned....and nothin....tries and acts like...

  3. Guess who is now in line to be the next ECW Title challenger

    well thats odd... ECW booker guy: "hmm...how about after chavo...we'll have Knox Challenge KANE!!!" other guy(writer):"No....thats stupid...lets have shelton or someone else thats credible enough challenge for the title." ECW Booker Guy:"Why?...I mean c'mon...Knox is a big dude...fans...

  4. Your Story of Learning How To Drive....

    So like...got my permit and stuff(after like my 3rd attempt at that DMV test thing) and like...so i getz ta DRIVE...:yes: and such So like During the other day and such i was cruising on by and "BAM!" some blind gaywad crossed the street in front of me and I shouted Out "THE Gawdamn...

  5. The No Smark Zone 37: Backlash Predictions, KOTR Thoughts, and News Odds n Ends

    Pretty Good Show....post Zone 37 thing....I honestly don't know how you people do it to be honest...my fingers fu*king hurt from typing a damn paragraph...well either way...word up and stuff Kaedon and such...and like....someday the KenFan Show shall Catch up...albeit tha KenFan show is...

  6. Post the wrestler that reminds you of the user above you

    ^Johnathon Coachman(no justkidding) you remind me of....The Hurricane!!!

  7. I think I'm supposed to retire KenFan and shit, so like....yeah

    ^well geeez....Fuck You Too then i guess....GAwdamn Goat DAMN Fuck!!! simmer don'now.... Simmer Tha FUck Down Na....Simmer-down-na...NOW NIG'GA!!!

  8. I think I'm supposed to retire KenFan and shit, so like....yeah

    ^man...fuck you kenfan...you smurf!!! I bet you live in a alley way like in the bad parts of town....I think we should start callling you "CANFood4life"...cause yo ass a fucking Miserable BUM!!! smurf ass Asshole Flaming DICK....ya little dickhole...mean...stupid-stupid diCK!!!...smurf!!!

  9. I think I'm supposed to retire KenFan and shit, so like....yeah

    Pfffttt....Rell a punk ass black wanna be me....and ya know what?!!?...I don't Blame him....Cause like i'm tha one Nig'ga with a life around here...Kellys just a cyber star wars pube trimmer geek ass busta that tries to chill like he' ma bro...but I POUNGE ALONE!!!.......GEEDSMACK's Only...

  10. The girl from Harry Potter showed me her hairy twatter

    Kellys Just Back Making Shit Up Again....I don't see any fucking Pussy Pube Pictures....all i see is some smurf Blue Letter shit in the way.....like seriously...what next? First it was that Jas is a Mexican that bleeds doritos...and lives in LA when in reality she probably lives in Alabama...

  11. The girl from Harry Potter showed me her hairy twatter

    ............well wheres the fuck tha PUSSY AT?!?!?! I can't see no Hairy Tator-tot here!?! this some bullshit...wheres the PussyPic?! c'mon Kelly...yo black ass promised Some Pussy Pics!!! and gawdammit!!!

  12. OMG A Jet Li and Jackie Chan Movie

    Yeah...but what if they had the powers to know how to speak ENGLISH?:shocking: ...like in tha dayz...them chinkz probably thought "HEY...I don't know what tha fuck you're saying" and POP!!!...They used their chinese knowledge to form a langauge that doesn't even exist yet...so HA...

  13. Kennedy In Line For A Push?

    Hellz Yeah it worked for John Morrison on ECW...he just got tha title right away...got a new theme song, new name then "BAM!"...cm punk became his personnal bitch during the summer of 2007... I'd Like to See Kennedy get the Main Event Push...but I think he'll be pushed slowly so as to get...

  14. KenFan's Last Dance as a Flamer....(Retire Me)...(for now)...

    ^TrayLaysOnCocks Tehe....BURNED YO ASS...BUSTA Pa DAR...

  15. Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    wtf...why doesn't someone just make a "MVP's Tattoes Thread" or something...just like what tha hell...anyways... lets talk about UMAGA'GEED Tattz......I like the ones on his face....That's pretty badass...anyways...can't wait til RAW this Next Monday...I predict that we'll see KING KENNEDY...

  16. Matt Taking Jeff's Spot?

    I think Matts a good solid in ring performer but the guy hardly ever leaves his shell so as to have a "mainevent" level match up...he can have solid to good midcard matches...but he kind of needs to go outside the box before he goes up to the next level...Jeff on the other hand I think is a...

  17. Rate the Match Above You Thread

    I wasn't watching wrestling around that time frame(02-05)...I only watched a rumble and mania...then that was like about it...til 06 when i became addicted to wrestling again...anyways I'll say 2/10 for yo booger Titties and GoldDick vs Chris Jiggalow'icho and Christina Cagey match anyways...

  18. Virginity Appreciation Thread

    ...good suggestion... I'll have to write that one down, like on my calendar..or something..

  19. KenFan's Last Dance as a Flamer....(Retire Me)...(for now)...

    *totally no sells tarvis'es super kick and just stands there like "what tha fuck?" and stands around....kinda gets bored....goes outside so as to enter the garage and close my eyes so as to use my imagination for porn stuff so i could jerk off*

  20. Virginity Appreciation Thread

    ............well ok...fine! ...i'll admit that sex with Pillows is overrated...gotta lube up and use condoms(so as to not get rug-burn from rubbing up againest it)...and like it sucks..cause gotta sleep on the pillows....got cum on the side of the head... Someone the next day asking "hey...
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