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  1. Rap Battle Thread.

    ya-damn Right that I know how to Rock-Out ...ya-heard?!
  2. Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    I'm looking forward to some of the fallout and stuff... like seeing whats poppin-with Cody/DeBiase , Y2J/HBK(hbk's gonna own him), and I wanna see several teases to a Batista/Cena feud(only to tease it, but not to go for it...yet.) and it should be interesting in seeing whats...
  3. Kofi Kingston: Getting Pushed Too Fast?

    nah-man... if they make him world-champion...then yes, they're pushing him too fast... if he's in the main event, then yes...he's being pushed too fast... but at the moment, it doesn't seem like WWE-will "Carlito-up" Kofi by pushing him too-hard... hopefully just a...
  4. Kirsty/Mr.Mat, you need a push....

    Ga-Gay-Dammit.... Thats it homie... tha-glitter-gloves is off.. cuz-buttercup 1 is pa-PISSED NOW!!! *gets in a homosexual cat fight with B-K-B*
  5. Kirsty/Mr.Mat, you need a push....

    Gawdammit Brian Kenderick's Penis-Vein... yo-ass gone done ruined the Black-SLack of MackDaddies...ya-heard?!
  6. Kirsty/Mr.Mat, you need a push....

    I pick the Blackz-To-Win!!!
  7. 1,000 posts! Wooo!

    Gawd-Gay-Dammit... yo-PussArmmany... go-fuck-yo-self busta!
  8. Sticks and Stones

    well unless you're ... "UMAGA!!!!" then you could totally get right back up , only to get F-U'd again and choke'd out with an STFU..(with the ring ropes) ya-headr?!
  9. Sticks and Stones

    I love how people could hook up with people they meet online and then hook up with them in real life and have actual sex instead of the e-sex stuff.. i find it amusing
  10. The shoutbox is very gay right now

    man...I dunno how this whole little cyber-E-Grudge started... But I'm guessing mr.mat tried getting ladyhotrod to cyber-sex with him... unlike other chicks, she wasn't dumb enough to give a pediphile a Cyber-Handjob...resulting in mat getting angry.. this lead to hotrod flaming...
  11. Kirsty/Mr.Mat, you need a push....

    so who's winning at the moment?
  12. The shoutbox is very gay right now

    noticed how everyone basically forgot about this thread til Mat&kirsty got tired of sticking to joe's dick like a used-condom, so they decided to randomly bump this bitch up .... and its like.."whatever" hell, even ladyhotrod isn't even bothering with you two anymore... so you two...
  13. The shoutbox is very gay right now

    Ni'ggers!!!!
  14. The shoutbox is very gay right now

    wtf... lol, calm down mat... geez...ya-all spaz-attacking on some mo-foz on a forum... its like..."Cha-Chill"...ya-heard? if its not such a big deal, then you wouldn't have bumped this thread and talked about "blah-blah-blah"...whatever...something bout ladyhotrod and yo ass having...
  15. Who On IWF would you let visit you?

    I heard them "Cathouse" girls can jerk people off using their "feet".... so That means my Home-Boy Romo Is God can visit me... cuz we can doubleteam some Cathouse-Girls... I call dibs on airforce-amy!!!
  16. IWF, according to "The Dark Knight" (a look into his mind)

    :no_1: Don't ask me... All I did was talk to his drunk ass on msn for like...10 minutes or so, and he randomly rambled on 'bout comic books and shit...:eek5: But If The Dark "hitman" Knight is turning heel... does that mean "StoneCold" KenFan is turning face? I'm...
  17. Substitute teachers appreciation thread

    my high-schools lucky then.. cause we got this one substitue teacher by the name of Miss-O-Brian and She's like 27,29'ish something...and blonde and hot... no-lie... Like-Seriously... She might be one of those "SexCrazed-Teachers that have sex with students" kinds' of teacher...
  18. Mark Henry wins ECW title!!!

    (insert "He can't wrestle" jokes here) alright...anyways... I like The World's Strongest Man gimmick and Mark Henry in general... I'm not a part of the "Hey-He's a black man that went through racism" bandwagon group... I like him cause he's someone I grew up watching(during the...
  19. ZOMG The Internetz is Serious Business

    *Chases after jose with a bunch of el-taco catchers* KenFan: "damn illegal-immergrants..." Anyways... I think some people can like... be a wannabe me and say they don't take the net-seriously, cuz I think its basically fact like a fat-act in my book that I don't take it...
  20. Rap Battle Thread.

    Miki-Fifer(from 8mile): "alright-alright...I'll admit that was some hot shit...but now its my-boy-KenFan's Time To spin out his Hot-Web of Wordz..ya-heard?!" *KenFan proceeds to get on stage* KenFan: "GeedSMACK!!!....:music_band: 4-LIFE-MO-Fuckers!!!!......Tonight!!!...We'll...