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  1. Who Would Win In A Fight?

    ^Mod in the Forum: Ladder Match.... -I think montana would be the black guy that breaks through the ladder(and doesn't get any "EMT" help...)... -Chuck would be the guy that doesn't really do any cool spots and is kind've like the Finaly-of the ladder match.... -mark would do the...
  2. Happy Birthday MattHardyV1

    ^by tha way.. Jas has said on several occasions that she'd be interested in fucking you...(aka; having sex with you). so-ya-got some "El-Taco-Titties" to look forward too... Ya-Ka-HEar?!
  3. Who On IWF would you let visit you?

    *evil laugh* Yo-MattHardonBoyz... Its my Thread now...hahahahahhahahahahhahahha!!!! Anywho.. I think I'd invite yo ass so we could Race like them 2Fast2Furious cool-local-dealio-dorito-dudes...ya-heard!?
  4. Rap Battle Thread.

    ^ well he probably gets a boner whenever he be"cum's" panic'd or something...I dunno el-ni'gg'er tastes in CumRuns..ya-heard?!
  5. Who On IWF would you let visit you?

    ^yea....but I think sharky'z crazy enough to believe that you're actual-ass could be smart and talk and stuff... (tehe, just kidding sharky) but like seriously... it wouldn't bother me to chill with all of you... cuz....then I could have a whole-roster of nerdz to...
  6. Happy Birthday MattHardyV1

    Happy Birthday... already gave ya a present in yo-sink
  7. Who On IWF would you let visit you?

    :red_indian: "huhh?!...a White Nerdy kid?!...whoa...:bomb: " nah-kidding homie... but-one....thing... ya-should know about me... is that I'm a One-Man-RockBand :music_band: ...that just so happens to have several other members to play the instruments, sing, vocals, drums...
  8. Rap Battle Thread.

    holy Shit..famoo$e is gettin cyber-mad.. Yo-Ni'gga...Calm-Down Essa...We'z Eat'z TACOS!!!
  9. Rap Battle Thread.

    ^lol..what?! man..I knowz-that-yo-ass a Ni'gger like me... so whats poppin in yo penis-panties?
  10. Rap Battle Thread.

    The Hammer of Hell-Hating-slowly Fell With The Force of Several Ages of Stone(erz).... The Weight of Several Pounds of Hard-Steel Hammer Slamming HARD!!! Againest the Massively-long-Man-Weiner of Rell...
  11. Rap Battle Thread.

    As Momma-Mickens Charged into the room, she was vengefully sure to make it so that Qwan(rell) doesn't dare to use any devil-words in her household again...
  12. Rap Battle Thread.

    Momma-Mickens became fed-up , As Qwan tried-several times in explaining to her that he only used the word "Darn" instead of "Damn"... But Momma Mickens Knew what she heard... and She was having none-of-it in her house...
  13. Rap Battle Thread.

    After a long night-online... Rell's alarm clock awakes him early-in-the morning... his-strong-ne'gro-christian momma aint' too fond of his Devil-Language.... The Trouble for Relly has only doubled.... To Be Continued...
  14. Rap Battle Thread.

    ^is that how rell's papa-rapped back when the hood was a happier-place?
  15. Punker Brewster Thread

    All I gotz' ta say is that I didn't expect his Straight-Edge-Ass to be cashing in on Edge... "DAMN!" I was hoping for a Edge/Kennedy feud on smackdown... but then again... Triple H deserves some kind've long run or something.... I dunno.. That was kind've "out of...
  16. Rap Battle Thread.

    damn We some Bad-Ni'ggerz...ya-heard?!?! *Jams to "I can ride my bike with no handle-bars...no handle-bars" * Anyways...I've learned alot 'bout my experiance here... First of all.... I learned that blackz are punk-ass-Pussy-Poets... I've learned that MaJe$ty...
  17. Post the wrestler that reminds you of the user above you

    Damn Right I am... KENNEDY!!!! you can be AJ STYLES then..
  18. Post the wrestler that reminds you of the user above you

    ^StingerIV reminds me of MotorCityMachineGuns:wink_1: ^whoa..wtf :eek5: ...how is me a christiana-cage?...I thoughtz we-was broz? tehe:bomb: :lily: sup..tehe