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    Brock Lesnar Selling His Minnesota Acreage

    http://tcstarlight.com/2014/06/02/wwes-brock-lesnar-suplexing-his-minnesota-home/ Now I have to say this is a very nice property, a huge property at that and I'm sure it's a great home for a big family or for vacation purposes. I'm sure fans are already looking to buy it. Some family of mine...
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    Is success the problem with WWE?

    After seeing the Evolution/Shield stuff for a few weeks, I was hit by an idea - is being a success the problem with WWE? Here is what I mean: before 2000, things were different as you had regions, territories and finally WCW/ECW/WWF so you never really saw the same group of wrestlers together on...
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    Been on a health roller coaster as of late

    I'll just start off by saying that this past week or so has been absolute hell for me. Since last Sunday, I've been in all this pain, which it started on my left side around my rib area...and now the pain has shifted to my right side rib area! And it just shifts back and forth which is just very...
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    Watch Wrestling's own discussion show

    My idea here is pretty simple. Long before coming here, I used to be a part of a show called "The Wrestling Opinions" which is no longer being broadcasted. It was a wrestling discussion show, that covered the recent news and shows in wrestling. We used to do the discussions on Skype, and a buddy...
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    New blood

    I've noticed that there has been less and less activity over the last while and that was especially evident during last night's Raw LD. Seeing the decrease, I say it's time we go out and get some new blood around here. Some ways this can be done are... Facebook: Works well generally to send...
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    Why breaking Cesaro away from Swagger and Colter was a bad idea

    He lost the theme, the sweet ass jacket & towel combo, and the "We The People" phrase that he really helped get over. I liked his OG Swiss theme that I hoped that he would go back to, but the real American theme really worked, which thankfully is still being used. And the worst part about the...
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    Why Brock Lesnar vs. Daniel Bryan should not happen at ER

    At WrestleMania XXX, two epic events took place: 1. Daniel Bryan finally captured the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, rounding out his 8-month journey back to the gold. 2. Brock Lesnar ended ‘The Streak’. Online wrestling speculators are running heavy with the idea that Brock Lesnar and...
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    The Best and Worst of Social Media

    I'm actually kind of shocked we don't have a thread for this. It's well known reading wrestling comments on facebook, twitter, tumblr, and youtube can lower your IQ. But it can also be hilarious. Sometimes (looking at you tumblr) it can be fucking weird too. So why not have a thread combining...
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    Feuds That Grew Out Of Other Feuds

    I was watching some clips from 1992 and thought of this topic. When I say "feud" I don't just mean a series of matches; but also the trash talking segments, promos, and anything else a feud consists of, even if the "feud" may only have been one match. Jake The Snake Roberts had been feuding...
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    There are too few heel tag teams

    As clearly seen, the tag division is lacking in heel teams. There's basically just the Wyatt's and Rybaxel. Real Americans is gone, Shield turned face, so there's the Matadores, Rhodes Bros., & Usos and of course the Shield. That's 4:2 Evolution and Ascension would start to even things out. ...
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    Worst Booking Decisions in Pro Wrestling History

    There are a whole lot of booking decisions in the professional wrestling industry that just fail to show any logic or reason behind it, especially if booked by somebody with the surname of McMahon, Russo, Bischoff, Hogan, Flair, Rhodes and more recently, Levesque. Just watch his WM XIX and...
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    Ever have a sexy teacher?

    Me, I've had a few but two come to mind at the moment. 6th grade, I had an Italian history teacher named Ms. Abbate. I remember she was a good looking brunette. My dad told me after he met her that if I ever got in trouble with her and he was needed to show up for a parent teacher conference...
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    What's next and has WWE lost control of the Brock Lesnar character?

    We know that since returning to WWE two years ago, he has faced most of the main players in the company. Cena, HHH, Punk, Big Show, brawled with HBK and Mark Henry and now The Undertaker. With Brock, half of the time, WWE wants him to be “The Beast Incarnate” who we all know is a former UFC...
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    Biggest slut you've ever known

    I apologize if there is already a thread for this kind of topic, but anyway, two years ago, I am with a friend and he brought this dude and this chick the guy was dating. We're at the movies right? About 30 minutes in I heard panting and grunting. I'm like what the fuck right? So I look to my...
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    Mobile problem

    For whatever reason, when I try to access here on Tapatalk, I just can't. It takes forever to load and nothing comes up. I look for the new domain on Tapatalk to add it to my forums, and it isn't even there. I keep seeing "No result" I don't get it.
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    What WWE should try to bring back

    You know what I wish they would start doing again? I wish heels, while in a squash match, would go for the pin, then lift the guys' arm up before the three count and continue beating on him. I used to love that little gimmick. The announcers would be all: "No he's not done yet! He wants to...
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    Idea for WM 30 main event

    Let's say that Daniel Bryan loses to Triple H. And we know that the main event is gonna be horrible. So here's a solution, let the match go for a good 20 or so minutes. Then Barrett could come up on the screen and say "I'm sure everyone has enjoyed this match so far. *short pause* WELL I'M...
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    Ticket Wars I Drafting Thread

    Now I know this is supposed to go in Be The Booker, but I'll put it here just so people can find it easier. Sign ups last until Sunday night at 8:30 Pacific Time and on Monday, the draft will begin. The sign up thread is at http://wweforums.net/threads/ticket-wars-i-sign-up-thread.32046/ and I...
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    Ticket Wars I Discussion Thread

    Sign ups are going to last throughout this weekend. After that, we will begin drafting our rosters. We each get 20 picks and after all of that, the wars begin and it's one promotion vs another until there are only two promotions left. Anyone can vote (even those who aren't playing the game) for...
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    Gimmick ideas for WWE

    I think Sheamus needs a new look and gimmick ASAP. I'm not sure if I've mentioned this here or not, but I always liked the idea of Finlay taking him under his wing and forming a tough street type of crew ala the Flourist/his bodyguard and Affleck in the movie "The Town". Tell Sheamus to change...