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  1. WarMachine1

    Pointless skills you have

    I re watched one of Dara O'Briens comedy acts last night and he touched on this. Well I'm sure we all know that not just some but the majority of skills and knowledge taught in the school system (by that I mean high school and lower) turn out to be useless, thus pointless to have learned to...
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    Jim Ross Feels Like John Cena Is A Polarizing Figure Because WWE Failed To Build Around Him

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    Why Doesn't WWE Do More Of things Like This?

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    Alberto Rodriguez: Who Is, What Was, And What Should Have Been

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    Do Random Stipulation Matches Hurt The Gimmick Of The Type Of Match?

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    SummerSlam Why John Cena Should Be Booked To Tap Out At SummerSlam

    Yes, you are hearing me correctly. Cena should just be booked to tap out, something that Cena hasn’t done in more than a decade. This would be nearly as shocking as Lesnar defeating The Undertaker at WrestleMania XXX. For years now, Cena has been defined as somewhat of an underdog who never...
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    Who you didn't think would be a big deal, but was

    Now at some point in your life, you may come across someone and think to yourself And then you find yourself spitting out your cereal, milk, water, etc. as the person is married to some supermodel and living in some huge mansion in Malibu or something. Now let's think of that scenario...
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    I question WWE's thinking behind this

    Now we know that there's a thread about Hogan returning to the ring, which I'm definitely against and many others here are as well, but then this comes out http://dailywrestlingnews.com/big-angle-brock-lesnar-hulk-hogan-coming-soon/ I'm not saying I believe this report, but there is NO WAY...
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    This kind of shit pisses me off

    I'm browsing on Facebook and I see this. What the hell? Why? Two offenses here. 1. Booking injustice and 2. Fucking spoilers. All my interest in SummerSlam, gone.
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    Most Unpredictable Segment/Promo Interruptions

    The premise of this thread is simple. Who did you least expect to see interrupt a segment or come out to fight someone when someone else was called out? I'll start off with two very good examples of what this thread is about. I mean really. Did someone actually expect a jobber group to come...
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    George Harrison Memorial Tree killed by actual beetles

    Sources: spin.com and of course the LA Times. :dafuq: I find it very bizarrely fitting for the tree to die this way, and I see people are calling this ironic all over the internet for some reason. It's not irony, it's just a sad coincidence.
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    Lana picks fight with Brock Lesnar on behalf of Rusev

    I saw this on Twitter this morning and thought it would be worth mentioning here. “@HeymanHustle & @BrockLesnar are back.I look forward to the day that @RusevBUL will CRUSH the man that conquered streak ! @WWE #RAW” Basically what this tells me is Rusev and Lana are gonna interrupt Heyman and...
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    An idea for the title scenes in WWE

    Now after Sunday, we all should know the direction the WWE WH title scene is going, straight to part time city. Which means Lesnar is probably winning the title again. So if they want to keep Lesnar as champion going into next WrestleMania and set up for Lesnar vs Reigns for the title at WM 31...
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    Crash Bandicoot thread

    I've been playing these games a lot this week and now I go have a look in this section. I then see there's no Crash thread. Like why? Come on now, everyone must love Crash. He is so lovable. Crash was one of my favorite game series when I was a kid. I had the three PS1 originals and The Wrath of...
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    Most Annoying Things Wrestling Fans Do

    Wrestling fans can be some annoying motherfuckers. In this thread I’m gonna talk about what I think is their most annoying bullshit they pull at live events. 1. Misspelled Signs - OK, so you’re going to make a sign for a live event. There’s no harm in that. You want your favorite wrestler to...
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    How To Bring Batista And Lesnar Back And Set Up A Feud For Them

    Now I know that both guys are coming back around the same time and I'm sure many would like to see a feud between the two. The first few weeks back for Lesnar, they could go the Mark Henry route with Khali, they could have Lesnar the night he comes back destroy Khali, then the next week, have...
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    RAW Review 6/16/14

    Seth Rollins vs Dolph Ziggler was okay, but this their 3rd match and Rollins has won every time. From the technical side, these 2 guys work smoothly together. But there's no story here to be told, which is disappointing. IF a secondary title was involved, these 2 guys could put on a hell of a...
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    Improving the Divas Division

    Despite some bright spots in the division – the debut of Paige, the resurgence of an entertaining Alicia Fox and the lack of the Bella Twins – the women’s side of the WWE has been in a rut for many years with fans clamoring for the days of compelling feuds and competitive matchups for the...
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    Talks of Brock Lesnar Returning to TV Sooner Than Expected

    As reported by F4WOnline. "With WWE preparing to go most of the summer without Daniel Bryan, there was some talk of possibly bringing Brock Lesnar back early to help offset the loss of another top star." I, for one, can understand them deciding to bring Lesnar early to save the ratings from...
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    Things that get you through long travels

    What are things that help everyone get through long trips? As for me, I would not have got through many long journeys without my phone, iPad or laptop. But I haven't tended to use any of those things as of late. Usually now it's basically.. If I'm traveling alone via public transportation, I...