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  1. TNA & Jeff Hardy

    Vibe I get from those hardy videos is ... Like when there's nirvana and a ton of crappy bands that followed and tried to copy 'em... but they didn't have that "IT" factor and they were just cheap unoriginal bands with boring 90 second songs.... but instead of youtube where I could avoid it...

  2. Casey Anthony-Not Guilty

    The thing that made me sick to my G-Spot... was the "Joyful cheering" and "toasts of champagne" that the defense and casey were all doing after the whole whatever lawyer thing it's called...."ruling?" A kid is all dead and crap, yet, all these rich ass lawyers are giggling about a verdict that...

  3. Best Match Promo Video Ever?

    No Cactus Jack vs Triple H @ Royal Rumble 2000? The whole, "You're Fired! (HHH & Steph Giggle)" Foley interviewed, "I think it's pretentious of 'em to take away a person's job and live-ly hood." Triple H mocking an impersonater mankind: "Your book stinks." Rock in the ring surrounded by WWF...

  4. IWF's "EXPENDABLES!"

    I'm at my "Wear a T-Shirt when I wrestle" sting/straight to dvd steven seagull with a gut stage now. Sorta like... goin' through the motions, unless it's bound 4 glory or I happen to find a gym and have nothing else to do.

  5. Paul Heyman is a Genius

    eh' ...I always viewed Anderson as a more nimble slimmer sized JBL. I think in TNA, they should try and use him like a Gregory Helms Sized Version of JBL. Basically, a Dude that can do a good job annoying fans with a microphone, should probably have a stable or at least two henchmen that help...

  6. Orton reveals what most everyone already knows, Kelly Kelly is a slut.

    It's like a food chain of politics, Tripe H(king dawg) > The Rock(like the goodguy in gladiator,if you fuck him over, expect a mutha f'n riot!) > Cena > Undertaker > Orton > (miz ?) anyways, anyone else come across that part where Orton says, he has had 6 concussions already and that the WWE...

  7. Paul Heyman is a Genius

    alright, Mr Anderson happens not to be in BATISTA/Cena shape, but the guy ain't in Samoa Joe/JBL level of flabby physiques... I think if anything, Dude is somewhere along the lines of Jeff Jarrett (skinny-fat, some muscle), CM Punk (where's the muscle?), and Edge (been the prototypical 'skinny...

  8. IWF's "EXPENDABLES!"

    Who'd be in our Elite Best of the Best Badass poster squad that has to fight mexicans and shit? Like, if a decade from now and we're all old legends (in forum years) and like, mike chaos got us all together to make an All Star porn-o film starring our smurfs, who'd be in it? (plays that...

  9. The Thread of God aka CM Punk

    Probably just a bit burned out... wrestling a ton of matches per year and the politics and what not. he'll probably go run off and cry in his little AFI emo pillow for a while, get it out of his girly inferior liberal emo system, then come back and idk. probably wwe and all that stuff.

  10. Official NBA Discussion Thread

    I'd give the Heat/Bulls Game 1 in the playoffs a *** 1/2 rating Heat/Mavericks game (3? ...The 4th QT Comeback Game) a **** 1/4 rating. I think Derrick Rose was Babyface of the Year. Shaq was manager of the year. Heat were best heel stable. Best NBA Angle of the Year: Lebron Joins The Heat and...

  11. i watched a bad video and i've been left mentally scarred.

    so it's like a "Faces of Death!" type video?

  12. You Bandwagon hoppers can suck it!

    wait a minute, zack "doink 2k11" ryder has a following? .... Zack Ryder Fanboy: "Yeah man, he makes this videos where he's like Whoo Whoo Whoo!" KenFan: "....." Zack Ryder Fanboy: "You're just poopey and don't get it! whoo whoo whoo!" KenFan: "....what is that? The sound a queer makes when...

  13. i watched a bad video and i've been left mentally scarred.

    so, they stick hammers up each other's butts or some shit? (drinks out of coffee cup) Oh, I get it, They probably like, Take Turns blasting their own dicks... like russian roulette. Inny-Minnie-Miney-Moe, Who wants their dick smashed? (hammer spins, stops when it's aimed at Beer).

  14. Paul Heyman is a Genius

    tna could just have hired colin delaney and have him job like a mofo' to the monster guy and daniel bryan. ... throw in gunner and steve(or scott/mudd, whatever his name) and keep rotating those guys in. JOB SQUAD 2011.... (probably be rebranded as "Job Squad Cage" or "Brother Job Squad" 2011)

  15. A Popular Topic: Sin Cara

    Kurt Angle (110% every night during his prime) Undertaker (carried a ton of shitty wrestlers) Chris Benoit maybe orton or cena.... idk.

  16. Elvis Jimmy Yany is REAL GOD thread

    WWE fanboys be building up their "Church of CM Punk Shoot Promos"... Fuck 'em! We'll build our own church, The now official Jimmy 'Elvis' Yang Church of ladder day ...saints? (Gets some holy water and some bread n' blood from the body of our hero Jimmy Yang) Who wants in the...

  17. Is Sting Trying To be "Joker" now Instead of "Crow"?

    Just watched that opening (ANDERSON!) segment, hogan and sting had to hog it all up, anyways, I guess it's confirmed, the whole giggling and whacky ness... He's really going all out.

  18. TNA Destination X 2011 Discussion

    When the fuck did abyss become X Division Champion?

  19. Alright, I'm going to need another slave.

    * KenFan puts on glenn beck costume* KenFan: "Piff! Typical Obama handouts ...What has happened to my forum!? First we start letting illegal mexican immigrants log on to this forum (jazmine), then we start handjobbin' to the blacks, what next all powerful jew ni'gger master!?.... what else...

  20. King of the Forum Round 2

    (puts on kiss ass flavored lipstick and votes for the person with the most power) *next week* KenFan4life: "Whew! That was a close one....I told ya 'all I'd make it to round 3!"
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