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  1. Green Jesus

    Rowdy Roddy Piper dies

    My jaw fell when I glanced at the thread, holy shit man. RIP
  2. Green Jesus

    Adam Rose Might Soon Become...

    I always liked the leo krugger gimmick better anyway, so why not.
  3. Green Jesus

    If you was a wwe superstar or diva what will your move be

    I think I would have a striking finish, due to 3 reasons: 1) I'm a small guy(5,10), so there's only so much I could possibly do with power moves 2) Striking strikes usually look good even if the seller isn't, and the "SMACK" sound some of them make is delicious to hear. 3)They usually can...
  4. Green Jesus

    The love of my life is gone.

    I am really sorry for your loss. Just remember she's only gone once you forget her, and I hope you power through this soon. My heartfelt sympathies for you and your family, no one deserves this And you don't have to go through this on your own, your friends care, be it where you live or here on...
  5. Green Jesus

    Who Upgraded To Windows 10 and Thoughts On It?

    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/07/30/windows-10-privacy-settings/ Throwing this out in case anyone there is a paranoid fuck like me.
  6. Green Jesus

    Michael Cole Reportedly Meeting With Chael Sonnen Very Soon

    A reliable emergency google search for confirmation bias.
  7. Green Jesus

    Problem Watching WWE Raw

    I never watch anything wrestling-related live. I just download via torrent(usually on kickass.to) a AVCHD upload and watch it while gleefully skipping the bits I don't like.
  8. Green Jesus

    Michael Cole Reportedly Meeting With Chael Sonnen Very Soon

    I actually think he would do much better as a wrestler then as a mma fighter
  9. Green Jesus

    Tough Enough Discussion Thread

    I sorta kinda agree with the miz on mada. He really stretches the "one dimentional 80s wrestler" schtick to the point of cringe. Although I can see the appeal, Mada just doesn't do it for me. I think I like josh better as far as the best heavyweight in the show goes. He's funny(unlike mada) and...
  10. Green Jesus

    Tough Enough Discussion Thread

    It would be silly not to, since that's the point of the show
  11. Green Jesus

    Where are you from?

    Damn, so many muricans up in this bitch. WHERE MY OTHER FOREIGN BOYS AT? Jk. I love murica <3
  12. Green Jesus

    Where are you from?

    Damn, I would love to move to japan, but England wouldn't be bad either. The housing is so pretty
  13. Green Jesus

    Where are you from?

    Haha, yes, it's good, but it's way more common to say "Bom, Bom!" "Bem, bem" sounds sarcastic and snarky, unless that's what you're going for, in which case good job:happy:
  14. Green Jesus

    Where are you from?

    Aracaju,SE. Capital of the smallest state in Brazil, northwest region, clean beaches and shitty music.
  15. Green Jesus

    Where are you from?

    Self-explanatory title. Today I learned @Solidus is as he so eloquently put it, but I want to know about the rest of you guys. Where you're from, if you ever wanted to live anywhere else etc. There was another slightly similar thread, but I was not sure I wanted to necro-post so I made a new one.
  16. Green Jesus

    Change username?

    OH SHIT, I mean soli! I mean thx soli! I would never call anyone swedish on purpose, man, I'm sorry.
  17. Green Jesus

    What's your favorite color?

    #Limeteamforlife #FuckCyan
  18. Green Jesus

    Change username?

    Oh, I found it, thx a bunch. And shit, there's already a black jesus, and he's a lvl 1 user inactive since 2013. Fuck this mofo. But I digress, thanks, spot
  19. Green Jesus

    Change username?

    I wanted to streamline a little bit this clusterfuck of a name I have(Underline and brackets? What is wrong with me?) So I went there to the shop, bought the permission and got 1k poorer. But now I don't know how am I supposed to actually use my recently acquired powers, help. tl;dr: I'm a...
  20. Green Jesus

    Damian Sandow

    Getting the US title then being fed to kane, yeah, that wasn't much of a push(other then getting his wheelchair pushed by mr.embrace the hate, I mean).:smirk2: And totally, Sandow fits well where he is, he has decent tv time and is really popular. Like I said, historical reasons are pretty much...