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  1. Green Jesus

    TV guilty pleasures

    Tried telling someone I thought liked it too today, this person looked at me like I had a arm coming out of my stomach. I put all my autism cards on the table and she had a normie flush. fml
  2. Green Jesus

    TV guilty pleasures

    I hide my wrestling habits from everyone I know personally. It's seen as the ultimate state of dorkiness where I'm from.
  3. Green Jesus

    Rate Raw September 21st 2015

    Not to be a contrarian fuckwit, but I actually liked Kane this raw. This Jekyll and Hyde thing is fun to me. Edit: Okay, I just finished it, what the fuck was that ending? No selling a frog splash, are you fucking kidding me?
  4. Green Jesus

    Guy behind Montreal Screwjob

    I love how he replies to every comment.
  5. Green Jesus

    What if Rollins actually.......

    spoilers :rollins2:
  6. Green Jesus

    What if Rollins actually.......

    I can see him beating sting and sheamus at the same time due to a cash-in mid-match(in some sort of opportunistic fashion) but hell would freeze before he got over John cena clean. Even a valiant effort would tread the waters of a face-turn, and wwe doesn't seem to want that.
  7. Green Jesus

    Where & How Would You Book A WWE Network Special

    I never thought about John Cena vs Samoa Joe before. Good call
  8. Green Jesus

    Last Video Game Played

    MGSV Phantom pain. This game is stealing my fucking soul, already have over 40 hours recorded.
  9. Green Jesus

    The New Day thread

    Missed opportunity of making the letters appears on their traditional rhytm. New... Day Rocks
  10. Green Jesus

    Rate Raw August 31, 2015

    "This is not the beginning..It's the end.........the apocalypse" has to be the best worst wrestling line of the year. Between the trying to look creepy face, awkward pauses and subelty of a bludgeon, I am having big hopes for this 'black sheep' storyline thingy. (Didn't watch the rest of it...
  11. Green Jesus

    An Appropriate Ending For The Undertaker

    Maybe I'm overrating the markness people have for taker, heh
  12. Green Jesus

    An Appropriate Ending For The Undertaker

    Even if the heat stayed in texas(I doubt it), I think it would be fun to see Lesnar being a heel in texas and a god everywhere else, like shawn was to montreal.
  13. Green Jesus

    An Appropriate Ending For The Undertaker

    Well, they could use this to make Lesnar hated again. If he were to be super-disrespectful after winning I can imagine Texas going apeshit.
  14. Green Jesus

    The New Day thread

    I always knew they would be special :')
  15. Green Jesus

    WE WANT SOME NEW DAY

    Never change, new day. They are like the new age outlaws of this era, when it comes to funny heels.
  16. Green Jesus

    WWE US Title Merge?

    It would be tacky as hell. A WORLD title representing the UNITED STATES would be absurd. Unless you go by some weirdass logic of 'well, the us run the world' it still has a essentially weird ring to it. Also what people above me said about the US being worth too much to be discarded. The one...
  17. Green Jesus

    Where are you from?

    /close thread
  18. Green Jesus

    WWE releases Balor shirt. Lacks originality.

    "Dude, this is totally gay" "Gay ain't a insult, bro" "WTFMANCHILLWHYAREYOUSOOFFENDED?" I love this site. As for the shirt, meh.
  19. Green Jesus

    If a female wrestler had the same or similar level of trash talking charisma to ...

    This made me realize there were not a lot of funny divas at all. There's a real lack of smartasses on the division.
  20. Green Jesus

    SS Result Spoilt by WWE Merch!?

    If cesaro became european champion I think it would be pretty dope, tbh:steve:
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