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    Kayfabe Luis and his wonderful thoughts.

    *We see Luis in the bathroom as he prepares for his match* Luis Alvarado: Just gonna freshen up a bit, nobody likes a smelly beaut. *Luis turns on the shower and hops in* Luis Alvarado: Ouch! caliente! hot,hot,hot!! It's like Fire! *Luis quickly turns the water to a more bearable temperature*...
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    The chat thread

    :ricardo:
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    The chat thread

    I can vouch for that
  4. Hybrid

    The chat thread

    I need an adult
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    The chat thread

    :zeb:
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    The chat thread

    Wait did I just read that he's 12?
  7. Hybrid

    The chat thread

    Or maybe he's just fucked
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    The chat thread

    My 2 cents as someone who suffers from depression the thing that usually helps me is talking to someone and having them listen.
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    Kayfabe THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING

    *The camera fades onto a mansion, a title card appears; it is read aloud by a narrator.* Narrator: THE LEGEND OF THE MAN OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING. *Thunder Roars and Flames engulf the title card" Narrator: Starring Luis Alvarado *A picture of Luis appears* Narrator: As the strapping young...
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    Hey Bayley...

    I've always wondered what the crowd is saying
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    When Was the Best Era for Women's Wrestling in WWE?

    The only difference I see is on NXT, nothing has changed on the main roster except the label. Though this is still probably one of the better eras for the women.
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    REMEMBER THIS................?

    I was shocked to see it on the network uncensored.
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    Favorite WWE Wrestler Catchphrase(s)?

    My favorite Ric Flair Catchphrase
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    Kayfabe Ultimate Power

    *The lights shut out in the arena and there is a quite hush in the arena, a loud booming voice is heard in the arena* ???: What is the Ultimate Power? *Smoke appears on stage as blinding light shoots through out the arena and we see a shadow begin to rise from the floor of the stage.* ???: Who...
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    Hip-Hop Thread

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    Chris Benoit biopic

    This is still a thing? I remember reading about this years ago.
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    Kayfabe After Luis Alvarado vs Des Pierson

    *Luis Alvarado is splayed out on the mat after defeating Des Pierson, he starts stirring from his drunken stupor as the Announcer begins speaking* Announcer: Here is your new I- *Des Pierson snatches the microphone from the Announcers hand, Des stares a hole through Luis. He brings the mic to...
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    Kayfabe Drown in Sorrow

    *We see Luis Alvarado at a bar, drinking his sorrows away* Luis Alvarado: Thi- - - (burps) Thissssss uhhhhhh this. *Luis slams his glass down* Luis Alvarado: This oneeee is-is to you my (hic) ol' compadre. HEY! HEY! BARMAN! *The bartender reluctantly goes over to Luis* Bartender: What do you...
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    Kayfabe One on One with Luis Alvarado

    *The screen fades in and we see a restaurant front that has a sign which reads *Guillermo Italia* the camera goes into the Restaurant and we see Luis Alvarado having dinner with Vanessa York.* Waiter: So what is it you will be having this evening? Luis Alvarado: I will have the Brus-chetta...