Luis Alvarado: NEXT!
*Luis shouts at two double doors, after a few moments a pasty nerd comes through and stands in front of Luis.*
Luis Alvarado: State your name?
Pasty Nerd: (gulps)Greg. . . .sir.
Luis Alvarado: Sir? I like it, so why do you deserve to be my bodyguard?
Nerd Greg: To show my...