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  1. the_hoff

    Summer Rae Super Hot Sexy Dance

    Not a good dancer? Look at her on RAW last Monday in that SS rematch. She was dancin her alien-lookin ass off. Yeah, Hoff kids. She's a pretty horrible dancer. I challenge her monkey ass to a ballroom dance off
  2. the_hoff

    Big Show suffers head trauma

    What? Somebody being nice on the internet? Hahahahaahahaahahaha
  3. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    I like when people get angry at the hoff, gets me all, feisty. meeeeeeeeeow
  4. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    :ksi::ksi::ksi: Hoffy likes it in your webcam. I like it alot
  5. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    Yes, tell the hoff what you had :ksi:
  6. the_hoff

    Update on the WWE title situation

    Triple threat would be better in The Hoff's opinion. I'd much rather watch that than Punk/Cena
  7. the_hoff

    Update on the WWE title situation

    Yeah, okay but how many times have we seen Orton/Cena now? No way it'd happen at WM? okay. You're a writer for the WWE now? WHoa. Wish I woulda known that
  8. the_hoff

    Update on the WWE title situation

    Nahhhhhhh, have Orton go over Cena at TLC, have Bryan win the RR, and challenge Orton at WM, ultimately going over Orton, getting his revenge
  9. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

  10. the_hoff

    Big Show suffers head trauma

    Well, I didn't watch the ME, so excuse me
  11. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    I've got some of that actually. You screwin' with me? That really your address? Nahh. :notsure:
  12. the_hoff

    Snapchat

    Bro, I always send alot of peen, sometimes, I'm told I send too much peen. Probably cause the bitches can't handle it.
  13. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    Never heard of Pasquale's brother. So I'll stick with my Dominos and Papa Johns
  14. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    Alright, I'll bring some Tylenol PM, Mucinex, and a bunch of other shit
  15. the_hoff

    Big Show suffers head trauma

    And that's why Orton shouldn't be allowed to do that punt kick. I betcha he won't get any heat for that either. If it were the other way around, Show would be getting some heat.
  16. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    Gah that's no fun, brother. Feel better. I'll bring ya some medicine, ya?
  17. the_hoff

    Im trying to get rich or die trying like 50 cent

    My mommy told me I could be anything when I grow up, so I wanna be you Mike! :happy:
  18. the_hoff

    Whats for dinner

    I'm torn between Domino's and Papa John's. :cry:
  19. the_hoff

    Kobe not giving a fuck

    No no I know, I was acting like that's what Kobe was saying when Chris Rock was trying to get his attention
  20. the_hoff

    The Slammys!

    The WWE Slammy awards are almost upon us once again. We the WWE Universe have the "power" to "vote" on each category, ultimately choosing the winner of each category. But, we know, it's rigged, and if by some chance it isn't, there's always a person who wins a slammy, leaving us all going WTF...