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  1. Shawn Michaels to work on something for Wrestling in the Future?

    Oh he's coming back to the WWE. No way that ego can stay away from the spotlight for that long. He'll be put into the main event tier IMMEDIATELY too, btw.

  2. so what did rey do to piss of vince?

    Lol, "ironman" language. I'm glad Rey's losing. I want him to keep jobbing and be shunted to the bottom of the card into a career killing program with Mark "Turd in a Singlet" Henry. Just hearing his mexican midget voice pisses me off: "Eeet waz youuu Kayyne!"

  3. Shawn Michaels to work on something for Wrestling in the Future?

    Any day now..."Anonymous General Manager" is HBK!!!!! :rolleyes:

  4. Ric Flair's Son Reid in TNA

    Here's your answer: Reid Flair, Brutus Beefcake, Horace Hogan, and a whole other slew of overpaid wrestlers are sitting at home, collecting a fat paycheck because TNA IS WCW circa 2000. So don't expect Reid to do much, beyond "Nash" his way through a few years of collecting paychecks for...

  5. Backstage Update - 60+ WWE Tryouts Last Week

    Well if they're only recruiting Tits and Ass, then why even have fucking tryouts? Tell Johnny Ace to go stroke his own ego and fly to the Playboy Mansion to recruit. Seriously.

  6. Former WWE Superstar declined by TNA for a contract.

    So TNA will sign Waltman and then claim there's nothing in TNA for someone that actually CAN work?

  7. RVD to take time off

    Oh so he's going to crawl back into his hole and smoke some more pot, right? I mean, he's such a proven draw and all with his Nash like work ethic.

  8. *Good Read* Carlito Interview

    The Granny swimsuit contest MUST be featured on wrestlecrap. He made a valid point. I mean, that's like 1950's conservative. I wonder when Vince is going to make the Divas wear calf length brown dresses and full sleeved shirts with stand up collars?

  9. I took my new puppyJustin to get groomed at petsmart

  10. so....

    This is good. 1 set makes sense. None of this "Throw wrestler a with wreslter b and just call them a tag team" nonsense. Legit tag teams please!

  11. Weight Training 101 by pumpt73

    You need to bash BSN more. I'm being honest. They sell bullshit and frat curlers eat it right up. I guess if I were wanting to maximize my profits, I'd use Branch "I look like a Blue Cave Troll" Warren in my ads too. Fuck BSN. Also, just so you know in advance, there aren't many lifters...

  12. *SPOILERS* WWE Hall of Fame 2011

    Ron Simmons deserves to be HoF, that's for sure. His WWF/WWE run wasn't that remarkable, but he always was entertaining and funny, lmao.

  13. John Cena sucks

    ^That's pretty much every Cena match.

  14. WWRD: What Would Russo Do?

    Oh let me have this one!! I smell ratings! Daniel Bryan turns on Team WWE at the next PPV, and then reveals the next night on RAW that he "did it for his (kayfabe) cousin", Bryan Danielson. Meanwhile, Team WWE receives an email from a mystery wrestler with a mask claiming to be "somebody...

  15. *POSSIBLE SPOILER* Steve Austin the new GM of RAW?

    Please god no. He's already been GM before. I like Austin, but as a wrestler, not a moonlighting on screen character.

  16. Make Way For Super Orton

    If it means getting Cena to lose a few matches, I'll be happy. Cena has G2G

  17. Can the Nexus angle last until Wrestlemania?

    This storyline is GREAT, personally. It could go for a long time if booked correctly. I wish they had brought the Nexus storyline into the "Who took out the Undertaker" storyline, but they already predictably ruined that possibility by turning Kane heel *AGAIN*. If Nexus had gone over...

  18. Darth Maul has a brother, in the clone wars

    Killing Darth Maul was an even bigger mistake than the Ewoks being introduced in the original trilogy, IMO. Who cares if he had a Scottish accent (Ray Park, who played Maul, is Scottish)? Most of the Imperial Commanders/Admirals had British accents, so why would it have been unbelievable for...

  19. Nexus replacements?

    People rag on Gabriel, but at least the guy can look mean. Drew "Gay Swashbuckler" McIntyre and a whole slew of other heels can't even do that right!

  20. Nexus replacements?

    I would fire Darren Young because he just looks stupid, and isnt going anywhere anyhow. They should rehire Daniel "The Man Too Violent For Television" (what an awesome moniker that is too) Bryan in place of Darren Young
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