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  1. Triple H: The Cerebral Creative Advisor

    I have no problem with this, just as long as he stays out of the title scene. If he wants to come back every so often for a one-off match at a PPV, that's fine.

  2. Muscle Milk Is The Shit!

    Muscle Milk ain't bad. Lots of BB's talk it down because it contains a little more sugar than the store bought, hard to find post workout protein, but if you train hard enough, a few extra calories and sugar isn't going to defeat your work.

  3. Spoiler: Kaval On Raw?

    What's to like about him? He's generic looking, can't talk and can't even look "mean". FAIL.

  4. Spoiler: Kaval On Raw?

    Kaval needs to work on his mic skills. The guy sounds almost as "wooden" and forced in his delivery as Drew "Gay Swashbuckler" McIntyre

  5. That Was Pretty Graphic - Did It Need To Happen?

    How do they do a "fork to the eye" prop? I've never seen it done so I don't know.. Do they squeeze a blood capsule in the hand with the fork, let it drip into the victim's eye socket or what..?

  6. Alberto Del Rio: Expectations

    I'm lovin' the guy now. I think he's hilarious. The traditional Mexican theme music, the personal ring announcer "Alberto DelRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIOOOOOOOHHHHH" (lol) and his promos have been pretty funny, imo. His arm bar flip thing for a finisher looks really cool. It's just a simple arm bar, but...

  7. Where is Raven these Days?

    You guys don't think he got too drunk, cracked out, or slept late through a show and was fired? I think you guys are giving "Jake Roberts Jr." too much credit..

  8. WWE fires new NXT Diva

    Yes! Best news I've heard all day. Now we won't have to look at a 4 moveset walking BOTCH

  9. Where is Raven these Days?

    Raven's most likely laying in a puddle of his own puke or scarfing donuts on the stained, greasy couch in his double wide trailer.

  10. TNAs Timing Is Awful

    It's classic WCW, you guys. Don't you remember how Nitro used to end? "What!!! Goldberg's here!!!!" *Goldberg runs down the ramp towards the ring, show ends, before he reaches the ring*

  11. New 6ft 9in Diva

    Trust me, Mark Henry's NEVER been a good wrestler. Great Khali and Giant Gonzalez could bore me to tears in a scaffold match and it would still manage to entertain me more than the Giant Turd in a Singlet EVER has in his 10+ years with the company.

  12. Funny Picture

    These are great. Same Old Crap is so fuckin' true. What's it been now..4, 5 years of the same bullshit?

  13. New 6ft 9in Diva

    The Giant Turd in a Singlet has never wrestled a good match in the entirety of his career. FACT.

  14. New 6ft 9in Diva

    You claim a Mark " Giant Turd In a Singlet" is a decent wrestler and then tell me that I have no business watching WWE. Right on.

  15. New 6ft 9in Diva

    So we'll be treated to a boring moveset with even MORE botches... Exciting. If she debuts, I'm going to call her the "Nathan Jones Diva".

  16. New 6ft 9in Diva

    What's wrong with it is the fact that big, lazy, dime a dozen Big Men have stunk up the ring for years with that same moveset. We've seen it before, but... She's a diva, so she's not expected to be able to wrestle anyways. WWE's production teams will just edit out the chorus of 9,000 boos and...

  17. When will the GM finally be revealed?

    ^Agreed. Even if it's getting annoying to hear Cole say "And I quote.." it's better than some irrelevant guest host shilling some awful, soon to be cancelled tv series or awful flop of a movie.

  18. New 6ft 9in Diva

    So she has the typical big man moveset: Big Boot, Clothesline, Irish Whi, Corner Chops and Chokeslam.

  19. Spoiler: Straight Edge Society breaking up?

    Just so long as Punk remains a heel.

  20. Funny Picture

    Are there any more Cena sucks memes out there? I'm being serious, I've never really seen any..
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