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  1. WWE Alumni

    Papa Shango. In character and costume. Top hat, smoking skull, the whole works. It'd be awesome. :) "For toniiiiiiight's main eveeeeeeeeeent..... The Miz will cross the triangle of death and face the pale Spirrrrrit....Sheamusssss" lolz
  2. Cena turning heel?!?

    He wears Wigger clothing (waits for Airfixx to cry racist) anyways. Might as well have him go back to rapping.
  3. Triple H return date

    After he buries Sheamus, he'll bury The Miz of course! He needs that 23rd title reign!
  4. Who should go into the WWE Hall of Fame?

    Hall yes, Nash no fucking way. I agree with pumpt's list. They need to expel Koko B Ware and William "The Fridge" Perry though. Those two clowns don't belong.
  5. Being Stiff in the Ring: Why?

    You just typed a very long post in reply. You're welcome. Butthurt much?
  6. Being Stiff in the Ring: Why?

    You're a queer. Watch the Japan match where they stiffed each other so much they have lasting scars and damage to this day.
  7. Kevin Nash to Join Immortal at PPV

    Looks and sounds appropriate. Nash lays around for a few months, comes back and is instantly thrust back into the main event tier. Oh and that dinosaur Sting is still around, and Ric Flair. Nothing has changed.
  8. Hernandez to WWE

    Del Rio owns all. The guy's funny as fuck
  9. How would you revamp the Tag Division?

    I like the OP's ideas. I like tag teams that have a gimmick, and as lame as it sounds, wear similar ring attire and have tag team finishers. There is lots of potential on the roster to have a good, credible tag division.
  10. Fair or Foul: The Montreal Screwjob

    Completely fair. Bret Screwed Bret, bottom line.
  11. Does Miz already look weak as WWE Champion?

    ^This. Every truthful word of it. He'll lose it back Orton before Royal Rumble.
  12. MVP Released

    MVP should go to Japan. Plenty of guys made fortunes over there.
  13. Who is a better mic worker, CM Punk or Miz?

    I would also vote Punk. Miz is great no doubt, but I think sometimes his promos are lacking a little bit of "material" (idk how to describe it well). I was expecting a knockout promo this past Monday, his first since winning the heavyweight title, but it seemed lacking for some reason. Punk's...
  14. Sheamus Wins King of the Ring

    I like Sheamus, I didn't have a problem with him winning it, tbh. I guess Cody Rhodes or someone else could have used the victory more, but this does give Sheamus more cred.
  15. So, who's winning the Rumble this year?

    Juan Cena will win the rumble.
  16. Juan Cena? Are you fucking serious?

    On a side note, if this will get Wigger Jorts to stop talking for awhile, then I'd be all for it. Of course, I'm sure Juan Cena won't job.
  17. Juan Cena? Are you fucking serious?

    Damn, I was hoping to be the first to call out the Mr. America similarity
  18. test

    Look at that segway. I mean look at the guy!
  19. What MMA styles would you reccomend for starting out in MMA?

    1:Lift weights. 2: Take Decca, D-Bol, Winstrol, Equipose and Test 3: Go to the ghetto 4:Find gangbanging nope on the corner 5:Sucker punch him in the mouth as hard as you can, making sure you knock him out. 6:Profit.
  20. WWE releases 5 more wrestlers

    If Orton cant move merch, then they should get rid of Kofi B Ware as well.