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  1. WWE Star Involved in Shooting Incident

    Oh Lord PLEASE let this be the death knell of Khali's tv appearances. PLEASE! Why can't Mark Henry get into a shooting incident and get fired from the WWE? It would benefit every fan who has wasted a precious second of their life watching him loaf around a ring for the past 15 years

  2. Kimbo Slice to try pro wrestling

    I see him being another sloppy big man, with a moveset consisting of the following: Clothesline Chokeslam Irish Whip Punch Big Boot finisher! If he winds up in WWE (and inevitably proves to be another waste of time and money) let's hope Big Show squashes him on a PPV and we never see...

  3. Favorite finishers/signature moves...

    The Stump Puller.

  4. New Years weight loss

    "Toning" is for people that have no idea what they're talking about. You can't "spot-tone" certain areas of the body, no matter how many magazines lie to you. You can shred your abs with one move!! Uh huh. Keep trying then.

  5. Kevin Nash: "I'll Be At WrestleMania"

    Oh trust me, he WILL come back. Either as the Anonymous General Manager of RAW or he'll come back and insert himself into the upper card tier. This is Shawn Michaels we're talking about. The guy HAS to have the spotlight. We'll be seeing a lame as fuck Kliq/DX reunion at 'Mania. And...

  6. Eric Bischoff Insults Wrestling Fans and News Writers on Twitter

    I think somebody hacked his account. He can't be that stupid. Or perhaps he sees that the well of money is drying up and he's on the way out.

  7. Booker T Returning to WWE?

    I was a Booker mark back in the 2000's. However, I think it's time for him to hang it up, wrestling wise.There's nothing wrong with getting out before you turn 50. He should be inducted in the HoF, and perhaps do some "Legends" appearances on RAW/SD every once in awhile, or perhaps manage...

  8. Kevin Nash: "I'll Be At WrestleMania"

    Wonderful. So we can expect to see Big Lazy saunder on out there, powerbomb somebody and basically kill someone's career. We just saw how Shawn "I'll live up to my promise not to come back I swear" Michaels sweet gay hunk chin loads Del Rio last week.

  9. TNA's new Acquisition!

    Jesus! He's even fatter! I looked at that clip and thought "Raven circa 2004". Lose some weight Matt. Oh and that music sounded like a B side to that Limp Bizkit Mission Impossible 2 theme song.

  10. TNA's new Acquisition!

    Was Fatt Hardy still fat?

  11. Your TOP 15 Likes and Dislikes Wrestlers from WWE

    I'm not a cop in real life, but I pretend to be one on the internet, editing people's posts because I don't like their posting style-iwf mods

  12. New Years weight loss

    Lift heavy, and get sound advice or you'll end up as another "Resolutionary". They're in there right now. Sweating on machines, leaving dumbbells everywhere, and playing on their IPhone between sets. 98% of them will fail and be gone in a matter of 2 short weeks.

  13. Pot is addictive, stop being fucking stupid

    Weed was never a big deal. I HATE people that have to use everyday, but claim like ignorant assholes that they're "Not addicted. I can quit at any time". Yeah. :rolleyes: That's why all the dopers I knew 7-8 years ago are still sitting on Mom's couch, bussing tables and have ultimately done...

  14. royal rumble...

    Wigger Jorts in another snooze fest.

  15. 2011 Predictions Thread

    Future Endeavors for the following individuals: Kofi Kingston (hopefully! :) David Hart Smith Tyson Kidd Drew McIntyre (let's hope!) Heath Slater Mark Henry (ahh who am I kidding? He's been collecting a paycheck for 15 years. They'll keep him for sure) Zach Ryder

  16. Warning for J: Spamming of the forum

    I'm not a cop in real life but I pretend to be one on the Internet

  17. TNA looking to utilise former world champion

    TNA is more sad. They actually have talent. Whereas Arquette never had a shred of talent or ability at all.

  18. Wow RE: The WWE Title Match From Yesterday

    That was indeed a great match. The crowd was hot, which always makes a match stand out, however, they actually let Miz win cleanly, which is a big deal. I do think for a "Falls Count Anywhere" match they could have gone into the backstage for at least another 1 or 2 spots.

  19. What's Going On?

    I bet you all can't wait to see those lame backstage "comedy" segments that we've all come to know. Because you know seeing a gimp-eyed 50 year old man with a pony tail pulling PG rated "ribs" on William Regal and Santino is guaranteed to bring ratings. EVERY time the BathroomBreak Kid...

  20. SHE HAS TO FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Said by someone with a teenie bopper sig.
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