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  1. Pit Road Fight Nascar Race

    NASCAR? More-ah like FASIAR...Fat-ah Assed Stupid-ah Intolerant American-ah Rednecks...football is-ah dee only real sport-ah.....and of course-ah wrestling. :D
  2. Funny ass video

    Dis is-ah starnge-ah considering you are-ah very close-ah minded on-ah dee TNA game....which-ah blows by-ah dee way!
  3. America's new war

    So-ah typical-ah oming from-ah dee Corpse of-ah dee Palumbo. All-ah you talk about is-ah dee morti viventi. Please-ah spare me from-ah dis next-ah time-ah!!!
  4. The random thread.

    Vinegar? Please-ah don't make-ah me laugh-ah! Olio d'oliva is-ah dee only way-ah to go. I like-ah my olive oil-ah the way I like-ah my women....EXTRA VIRGIN-AH!!!
  5. IWF's G-Spot Generals

    Dis is terrible....dis idea.
  6. how to make a bong (for Noobs)

    I'll let-ah you know-ah dee best-ah type of a bong-ah. It's called dee Santino Marella bong-ah!!!! First, you lay-ah dee marijuana on-ah your champeeyoneship belt and-ah den you......what? You don't-ah have a champeeyoneship belt? Well I guess-ah you can't do it-ah my way. HA!
  7. Hotrod's-ah Lady!!!

    STOP-AH SPAMMING MY THREAD-AH!!!! I am-ah trying to have a dee civilized-ah conversation wit-ah Rodney dee Piper's-ah lady, and-ah you all-ah ruin it!!! Anyways, back-ah to where I-ah left off. Rodney dee Piper is-ah like an old-ah woman. Hotrod's-ah lady must-ah be into-ah dee vecchie lesbiche...
  8. Save_Us

    As-ah long as-ah you and-ah dee blazing-ah homos are-ah here......dis place will-ah remain lame-ah!
  9. Hell in a Thread is officially Lame now. (RIP HIAT)

    Dee only-ah bad gimmick I-ah see is-ah dee want to-ah be ass bad ah-called Axis! News-ah Flash!!!!! No one-ah thinks-ah you are-ah Mr. Guy of-ah Toughness!
  10. You Know What Really Grinds My Gears w/J-Dawg

    You know-ah what-ah really grinds-ah my gears-ah? Ah-Randy Ortan! How-ah dare he say-ah dat I....SANTINO MARELLA...is a weak champeeyonay!!!! You son-a-ma-gun!!! You know-ah what else-ah really grinds-ah my gears-ah? Batista!! He gave-ah me dee spinebuster....which-ah was-ah fine-ah. I am a...
  11. Save_Us

    I'm-ah here to save-ah you all! Why am I not-ah dee moderator yet?
  12. De Niro or Pacino? ....yo-Votes 4 Best Movie Mobster

    I t'ink-ah dey bot' are-ah fake Italians, but-ah since I love-ah dee Italian-American-ah heritage...I will go wit-ah Robert DeNiro for his-ah performance in-ah dee Godfather II.
  13. Can you tell who is this mysterious mix member?!!

    Der is obviously-ah no Santino Marella, so it is-ah one giant-ah loser.
  14. I wrote a song about-ah my love for-ah Beth Phoenix.

    NO! Santino Marella is-ah not Deddie Guerrero. if I was-ah Deddie Guerrero, I would-ah at least-ah respond-ah to dee flame-a-lama-ding-ah-dong-ah thread.
  15. Hotrod's-ah Lady!!!

    And-ah Rodney dee Piper's gimmick did-ah not suck? If he wanted to-ah pretend to be-ah Scottish, he could have at-ah least acted that-ah way. Please direct-ah your comments at-ah me, not at Rodney dee Piper. We will-ah see. Rodney dee Piper held the Intercontinental Champeeyonship for a...
  16. Lame Deddie Guerrero

    He only-ah killed himself-ah so he wouldn't-ah have to wreslte....Santino Marella! What-ah do you know about-ah dee gays? You like-ah dee men in dresses!!!
  17. Hell in a Thread is officially Lame now. (RIP HIAT)

    I said it-ah once....I'll-ah say it again-ah!! I am-ah here to save-ah dee Hell-ah In A Thread!
  18. Ask PeepShow a question

    Why-ah did you call-ah me a face of poop?
  19. Hotrod's-ah Lady!!!

    Dee only t'ing she will-ah own, is-ah dee pots and pans for-ah cooking dee dinner!!
  20. I wrote a song about-ah my love for-ah Beth Phoenix.

    You-ah always annoy me and everyone-ah else!!