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  1. My WWE fan fiction, please give me some feedback.

    Why didn't it include-ah dee hot and steamy-ah sex between Bth Phoenix and-ah myself?

  2. Funny Rep Comments

    The Greatest... 09-07-2008 06:28 AM PeepShow poopyface! I was-ah very sad to see dis when it-ah happened. Subsequent interrogation of dee subject led0ah to dee peepshow ignoring me. :(

  3. Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler

    Dolph Ziggler? He will-ah never make it in-ah dee WWE. He is-ah very weak!!!

  4. What Do You Hate Gettin' interrupted during?

    One time-ah, Beth Phoenix was-ah giving it to me in-ah my ass with a strap on-ah dildo.....I mean-ah....I was banging dee pooper of Beth REALLY HARD!!! And my ex girlfriend Maria walks-ah in!!! Whoa!! Dat was embarrasing. Unfortunately, I couldn't-ah talk Maria into a t'reesome (Beth was-ah cool...

  5. wheres LHR?

    Holy-ah cow!! It's-ah holy because iam-ahdeeironman took a bunch of bites-ah from it!! Iam-ahdeeironman is-ah stalking-ah Hotrod's-ah Lady like dee manimal, Baptista is-ah stalking me!!

  6. Firmenübernahme von Amerika!

    I hate-ah you all!! C4=Hitler!!! How did-ah none of you pick-ah dat up!?!?!?!?!? Please, go play in-ah dee traffic.

  7. wait...

    of course I am-ah pure gold. Dat is why I have-ah held dee Intercontinental Champeeyoneship for 5 weeks-ah straight now. Check-ah dee Honkameter!

  8. HEY!!! Famou$ 187

    If he-ah comes back, I will-ah never shave-ah my unibrow!!!

  9. Santino

    You are all-ah lame!!! Especially C4. C4? more like-ah sparkler. You have-ah no bing, bang or-ah boom! Now, Santino Marella on-ah dee ot'er hand has aloy of bing, bang, and-ah boom. It takes a lot to-ah satisfy a woman as manly....I mean delicate as-ah Beth Phoenix.

  10. Santino MaRELLa

    Ha ha, you are a dumbass-ah! Stop trying to-ah rip my gimmick. Just because-ah your Hitler gimmick-ah failed doesn't-ah mean you have-ah to move in on-ah mine!

  11. Santino

    I'll take-ah care of-ah you just like I did to Batiiiiiista during RAW (it was during dee commercial break).

  12. HEY!!! Famou$ 187

    Ha-ah ha-ah ha-ah ha-ah ha-ah ha-ah ha-ah! What a loser!! I hope-ah dee real Darnell Wright opens a can of-ah dee ass whip!!!

  13. ladyhotrod says mikeraw is a smurf and she and iamironman are takin over hell

    No....it was iam-ahdeeironman...coming to eat-ah your entire stock of-ah food. Have-ah no fear, Santino Marella will-ah stop him!! Now....where did I-ah put dat explosive cake?

  14. Cody187 at his computer... In Kentucky.

    Geez-ah!!! I hate-ah dee people dat try to act like-ah dey are someone dey are-ah not!!! Get a life-ah, people!!!

  15. wait...

    Gone-ah one minute? More like-ah t'ree days!!Wh-ah did you come-ah back so soon-ah? Did-ah dey finally close-ah dee buffet? Please spare-ah me from hearing your-ah dumbass.

  16. Dead.e. guerrero friend just keeps on hanging

    Do you know-ah dee real reason Chris Benwaaaaah killed himself? Out of-ah sheer fear of-ah Santino Marella!! He knew-ah dat one day-ah....he would have to face-ah dee greatest wrestler alive-ah today!! And he-ah ouldn't take-ah dee pressure. Santino Marella - 1 Chris Benwaaaah - 0

  17. You Know What Really Grinds My Gears w/J-Dawg

    It still-ah does not change-ah dee fact dat it is for-ah dee gays.

  18. Why am I-ah not dee moderator yet?

    OK! I am-ah dee iron man-ah is banned!!! Stop-ah spamming my-ah thread! Now, where-ah was I? Oh yes, Santino Marella should be-ah dee moderator!!! I am already a champeeyone in dee WWE, so why not-ah give me more-ah title and-ah prestige!!!

  19. Funny ass video

    It doesn't-ah matter.....you are-ah dee ipocrita!

  20. Why am I-ah not dee moderator yet?

    I am-ah dee soon to be greatest Intercontinental-ah Champeeyonay of all time-ah! I should-ah be idolized around here-ah!!! You people are-ah pathetic!!!! Now, enjoy your-ah delicious Subway sandwiches, and read-ah Perez Hilton's stupid-ah website! BUT WHEN I COME-AH BACK....the moderator...
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