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  1. Why Vince...

    First off, I think he dropped the angle because it would have been very tasteless to continue it in light of what had happened. Now as for Vince not really being a focal character anymore, simply put I just don't think the fans care about him as much as they did. After the invasion angle the...

  2. Remove your pants, ladies.

    Given I'm a pretensious arsehole smark, I'm not sure whether I'm allowed to like that, but seriously, that was awesome.

  3. Resident Evil 5 - Released: March 13th, 2009

    I didn't realise you could shoot chickens. Do you get eggs for it? Blatantly going to be ushering in a new famine later today now that I've found that out. I think me and my mate might have got the weapon set up wrong to be honest. He took the shotgun and the magnum, I took the machine gun and...

  4. Official EWR Thread

    I've just noticed the Jimmy Hart vs Bobby Heenan result... I didn't know you could even get negative scores in EWR.

  5. Kid dies imitating Jeff Hardy.

    I wonder if they'll have a seven-swanton-salute at the funeral? (BA-ZING)

  6. Official EWR Thread

    You should be a booker man.

  7. Resident Evil 5 - Released: March 13th, 2009

    The chainsaw guys are scary but so long as you keep your head and you're playing with someone else you can deal with them pretty easily: one person's 'bait', the other snipers them in the face until they fall over. Dogs, however, are fucking devil spawn. Nothing but the shotgun and the magnum...

  8. The Perfect Band

    Yeah it kind of does. Pretty silly choice of words actually. I'm not sure if we'll run out of things to do with guitars any time soon though Kiz (I know you weren't saying it was going to happen tomorrow, but I think the guitar's got centuries left in it). People thought we'd done all we could...

  9. Epic lulz.

    That site always makes me laugh. Apparently in the wrestling world people can't break up without the dude then beginning to stalk his ex. My gut tells me that Triple H is just racist. Smackdown's got 11 superstars who're a bit racial, Raw's got 4. Coincidence? I think not. Crazy ol' racist Hunter.

  10. Epic lulz.

    Yeah I get that a lot. However I also get Triple H at morale 60 when he's in the biggest feud the company's got going with the biggest belt on the line. I think my version of EWR might still have Hunter down as a prick backstage somehow.

  11. Kid dies imitating Jeff Hardy.

    I kind of hurt my arm once when I powerbombed my brother. £30 MILLION PLEASE WWE> K THX BI Anyone who thinks jumping off a thirteen story building is a good idea probably didn't have much time left on this earth anyway.

  12. We Didn't Start The Flame War

    God that's funny.

  13. Epic lulz.

    Ahaha, that made me rofl. Quin: screw Taker man. His attitude is appauling and it's so difficult to keep him over while putting over younger guys. He needs to be in a feud with someone of similar overness, which helps nothing. Basically as soon as I start a new game I take people like Triple...

  14. The Perfect Band

    I tend to make a distinction between talent - the skill to do difficult things with a guitar, and talent - the skill to do something with a guitar (or any instrument for that matter) that no one else has ever done.

  15. The Lost generation

    Simply put: Sting's massive overness (and the thing that made that feud great) was his massive image change, which was paired with a great heel in Hollywood Hogan. Before that feud Sting was just a talented super-face in a Sergeant Pepper jacket, but during and after it he became the man who had...

  16. Epic lulz.

    Best roster ever BK. I particularly like your foresight in giving the youthful Scott Steiner some gold. Tommy Dreamer always seem to have really good matches for me, and I'm unsure as to why because I continually refuse to push him, while Kane and Mike Knox just churn out trash ratings. Stupid...

  17. Gamecube games

    Just picked up a GC myself given how cheap they are. Viewtiful Joe, Rogue Squadron 3 and Day of Reckoning 2 (best wrestling game I've ever played) are must-buys.

  18. Epic lulz.

    Not heard about that one. How does it sound different?

  19. The Lost generation

    Yeah I totally agree. Orton facing off against Punk could be the WWE's Hogan vs Sting if they book it right, and even now after they've dented his overness with a premature title run I still think they could make it happen with some forward planning. The key is to not shoot your bolt too early...

  20. The Lost generation

    Thank Christ someone else thinks this. Look at The Rock's run before he finally won the title after his face turn: it took him over a year to win the damn thing and when he finally did it was amazing, because the WWE had teased, and teased, and teased until finally they delivered what the fans...
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