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  1. Official EWR Thread

    It's no fun starting at backyard anyway. I've just set up my own promotion with a small roster and one TV show (which you kind of need) so I can actually compete with the big boys more than once a month.

  2. John Cena = Best of all time?

    Mordicai was essentially the same thing. And the lack of attempts only boosts his credibility as an excellent worker of a tough gimmick. I'm not arguing about who's better on the mic, It just irked me when you said anyone could do The Undertaker thing despite the fact that no one has.

  3. CRIPPLE FIGHT!

    I would if I could find something else to take the taste of your mum's vagina out of my mouth. (I don't normally go down this route, but I feel this needs to be posted)

  4. John Cena = Best of all time?

    Mike, it has nothing to do with whether his lines are difficult or stimulating, and everything to do with the fact that he's The Undertaker. A gimmick that has been flirted with many times, but that has only worked once ever. It would just seem as though saying anyone could do Undertaker's thing...

  5. SUPERSTAR CRIMES

    Sexual Assault - Randy Orton Oh wait, that one actually happened.

  6. John Cena = Best of all time?

    Sorry Mike, but I had to call you on this one: Name one.

  7. Hate

    They're just pissed because while I was outlining why a quick results section in the eFed might be beficial they were going on about how they couldn't be arsed to read any matches but their own, and were somehow suprised when May and Montana got upset.

  8. CRIPPLE FIGHT!

    That actually stung my intellect.

  9. Update on TNA's new "former world champion"

    Why the hell would Raven or Shane Douglas be news? Both of them have already wrestled for the company.

  10. Hate

    Jesus fucking christ. I kind of like the split personality thing going on here.

  11. Dibiase

    I would say that this is a really fair assessment. No way anyone could say when, if ever, he'll be ready to main event because frankly he's done nothing to showcase himself yet.

  12. SUPERSTAR CRIMES

    Nah, he just turned up at the funeral, hitched the coffin to a 4x4 and drove off with it in tow, complete with a futile attempt by Big Show to cling onto it. Tasteful stuff. - Someone running over Kevin Nash in WCW (probably Sting). Not only was no one ever convicted of the crime but the damn...

  13. Update on TNA's new "former world champion"

    I'm pretty sure JBL's done with wrestling. Read somewhere that he's doing full-time commentary on UFC now. Tazz'd be cool as an announcer, but I kind of like Don West, so he'd have to turn into a play-by-play guy and replace Mike Tenay to win me over.

  14. Batista or Goldberg?

    His match against Hogan on Nitro was decent, and his feud with Bret Hart was very entertaining to. As for the 'Goldberg Sucks' chants, if memory serves they came about after WCW had utterly crushed his overness with terrible booking. If you look at Goldberg as an athlete he wasn't actually...

  15. Gamecube games

    I'm a little ashamed to admit it, but Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon are both incredibly addictive games that I've spent a lot of time playing. Only problem being that you have to play them continuously.

  16. NooBs guide to *Instert band name here*

    Really should have clocked that given you've got an As I Lay Dying sig. In that case I'll probably check it out. I only really started getting into the more obscure metal bands a year ago so I'm not as up to date as I could be.

  17. Why Vince...

    True, but it's the first time they'd been doing a storyline that focused on the 'death' of a big character at the same time. Continuing would have lost them more fans than it would have gained.

  18. Batista or Goldberg?

    This. Batista is so boring it's unbelievable.

  19. NooBs guide to *Instert band name here*

    Assuming you're into hip-hop, it would depend entirely on what kind of hip-hop you're into as to whether I would check this out. Frankly I consider myself pretty well-educated when it comes down to music so you're going to have to do a fair bit to win my interest.

  20. Remove your pants, ladies.

    Seriously what promotion is that? Because they've now officially become #1 in the universe. Also, Chuck Taylor is my favourite wrestler ever.
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